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He has eaten a fat ball

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ManifestoMT · 06/03/2014 00:09

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

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MissusGeneHunt · 24/04/2018 23:07

This has got to be the funniest thing I've read for yonks.... Superb!

Toddlerteaplease · 12/05/2018 12:31

Sitting in cafe Nero crying with laughter at this thread!

Lightbringer · 29/05/2018 16:34

Those scotch eggs at Tebay services are bloody good! Don't look like fat balls though...
Hilarious!

Thewiseoneincognito · 20/12/2021 10:26

OMG just read this after it being mentioned. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious- will brighten up your day that’s for sure!

godmum56 · 14/01/2022 22:00

@ManifestoMT

Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates few accidental Vinos and home.

He thought I had left them for snacks.

I don't know what to do.

buy extra toilet paper, a strong toilet fragrance block and a pot of sudacrem....and go and stay in a hotel for a couple of days Grin
DeerMyDear · 14/01/2022 23:34

Crying laughing

Perpop · 14/01/2022 23:49

This thread is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

SpookyScarySkeletons · 15/01/2022 16:18

I would like to thank the poster who's DH accidentally sent their DS to school with a tub of leftover fat for the birds rather than his pasta salad for reminding me of this thread 😂

godmum56 · 15/01/2022 20:15

dammit i didn't notice it was a zombie

AddictedToBooks · 28/03/2026 16:24

Butterandnutellaplease · 06/03/2014 01:14

Do you think he pulled the string through his teeth to get the last little fatty morsels off or did he just chuck that down his gullet too?Shock

Omfg - this comment has just broken me - I was giggling enough but this one brought the huge burst of laughter and teary eyes.

Mildmanneredmum · 24/05/2026 10:51

I've just read this again! Wonderful thread

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