He has eaten a fat ball

[ManifestoMT]

And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

This has got to be the funniest thing I've read for yonks.... Superb!

Sitting in cafe Nero crying with laughter at this thread!

Those scotch eggs at Tebay services are bloody good! Don't look like fat balls though...
Hilarious!

OMG just read this after it being mentioned. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious- will brighten up your day that’s for sure!

@ManifestoMT

Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates few accidental Vinos and home.

He thought I had left them for snacks.

I don't know what to do.

buy extra toilet paper, a strong toilet fragrance block and a pot of sudacrem....and go and stay in a hotel for a couple of days

Crying laughing

This thread is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

I would like to thank the poster who's DH accidentally sent their DS to school with a tub of leftover fat for the birds rather than his pasta salad for reminding me of this thread 😂

dammit i didn't notice it was a zombie

Omfg - this comment has just broken me - I was giggling enough but this one brought the huge burst of laughter and teary eyes.