He has eaten a fat ball

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And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

Hahaha, hilarious! What a greedy bastard pillock!

How ill will he be.

Raw lard and seeds fondled by many children and kept in a fridge for a week.

He'll be fine. ( crosses fingers)

Because there was football on the telly I nipped to a mates few accidental Vinos and home.

He thought I had left them for snacks.

I don't know what to do.

"A bit greasy".

ICK.

Watching brief I think.

You don't know what to do? Why do you have to do anything except maybe steer clear of the bathroom ?

I was thinking stomach pump.

He is 48 years old ffs.

Stuff like this isn't in marriage guidance leaflets

I thought you were going to say the dog! That is revolting

When you think about it my cooking must be shite

Hahahahahahahahaha

"a bit greasy"

How many bites in a fat ball? How many times did he think "hmm greasy yet crunchy, let me have another bite"?

Tell him it was falafel and let him sleep happy

He thought I had left them for snacks.

Stop it, DP is sleeping and rolled over to shhhhhh me!
I don't think he'll be ill at all, but may have a few emergency shits tomorrow

My next quandary is I want to go to bed now. Do I sleep in matrimonial bed and risk it or spare bed and leave him to whatever occurs?

I have meetings in the morning in a professional office with professional people who don't have fuckwits as dh's

This, and subsequent updates, are some of the funniest things I have ever read.

Spare bed if he's already asleep in yours. That's gonna be some Dutch oven tonight!

I'd leave him a bucket, put an unfolded bin bag under the sheet and retire to the tranquility of the spare room.

Mrs cakes they had string through the middle of them to gang them up.

What fucking recipe starts with string as an ingredient.

He is a great tit

[bird joke]

Undies? He'll need to tuck his long johns into his socks...

Right spare bed it is.

I can hear him coughing upstairs.

I still can't get over the stupidity of it.
Fatballs for gods sake.