He has eaten a fat ball

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And complained to me that it was a bit greasy.

Sigh

the fuckwit has eaten the fatballs made by the children in a park last week and left in the fridge to solidify.

I have no idea what culinary delight he thought they were supposed to be.

I wouldn't mind but he was there when they made them!

So... will you be making them again? Perhaps post the recipe as they are so delicious?

Oh I think he needs double bagging tonight. Undies and pjs.

I still can't comprehend how he managed it.

The sunflower seeds confused him.

Ffs

K8middleton

A Great tit if there ever was one.

Haha let us know if he starts nest building

K8middleton

A Great tit if there ever was one.

Brilliant!!!

Well a small victory small child has appeared in the main bed so old peckerhead is in sparebed. The only downside is that I have to sleep on his side of the bed.
Which doesn't smell right.

No anal leakage so far.

He is snoring. Must be effects of whiskey drunk whilst watching the match.

Let's hope the alcohol has killed any bacteria.

Lard is rendered pig fat isn't it. So it must have had some heat processing. I think I am clutching at straws

Hahaha!

Straight to Classics I think....

PMSL at 'a bit greasy'.

He was with you when you made them? Oh dear god!

Please stop, I have tears of laughter streaming down my face and I'm going to wake the rest of the household!
DH has eaten dog biscuits before (I suspect less accidentally than he makes out) but fat balls!
I'm so tempted to make some now and leave them out.....

I'm failing miserably at trying not to laugh too loudly!

You could give him those charcoal dog biscuits that soak up fat and stop dogs farting; I reckon that would help.
No need to tell him what they are - just present them as breakfast biscuits. He'll be well away.

Stop it! No matter how much I try to stifle the laughter I'm making the whole bed shake and am going to wake the whole house if I'm not careful.

Do you think he pulled the string through his teeth to get the last little fatty morsels off or did he just chuck that down his gullet too?

I can't believe he ate them even though they were strung together very very funny

oh god, woke the new born with my stifled laugh not the snoring DH!!!

I'm laughing hard internally. I'm desperate to laugh out loud!

OMG!
That sounds like something dp would do! Men!!!

Oh this is hilarious. I'm sat here holding a baby who has not long been sick and whose tummy is still making odd gurgling noises.

This has cheered me up thank you.

I'm on a night shift and it made me laugh too, and there's not too many laughs around here at the moment I'm telling you.

Did his mates eat them too? They won't be allowed to come to your house no more.

I've never heard of a fat ball, it sounds vile.

Hopefully the lardy poo will wait until he's in the work toilet

My DH would totally eat a fat ball if it was sitting the fridge.

He would probably also then tell me they were nice.