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To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 21:30

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to Wink

OP posts:
MartinSheensTeeth · 11/02/2014 09:52

Do we have a time on Saturday?

ThomasLynn · 11/02/2014 10:07

I'm coming from Australia, Jux

While I'd love to indulge you all with boxing kangaroos, those fuckers are 6 feet tall in their socks and make horse kicks look like love taps.

I'll bring you quokkas.

Google them.

OohAahBird · 11/02/2014 10:20

Wow page 3, need an appropriate joke about topless goats but have caught the DC's flu and my brain no longer works.

This is the nicest and friendliest thread on MN and I second steppemum post it feels like having a nice chat with friends.

FYCATH when you start feeling better and getting out and about with your new DC you are going to make loads of friends cause this thread, shows very very clearly that you are a lovely person who I think we would all love to have as a friend in RL.

Blush goes back to lurking

growingolddicustingly · 11/02/2014 10:27
Jux · 11/02/2014 10:36

Thomas, yes! Quokkas! Lots and lots of cat-sized almost-kangaroos running about boxing (they do box, don't they? I can get a ring with ropes n everything).

Please please FYC, can we have quokkas?

aderynlas · 11/02/2014 10:39

Turkish delight vodka for me please. Hi fyc, will bring you a birdtable to put right in the middle of your horse free meadow .

Jux · 11/02/2014 10:41

I particularly like this one

"this game is awesome" GrinGrin

Quinteszilla · 11/02/2014 10:43

Polite Request:

I am very keen on this saga, and to hear the outcome. But I am not very social, and cant take part in all the festivities leading up to the event.

When it is all done and dusted, or you have some update relevant to the proceedings, could you please post a separate note out in Active Convos in addition to here on this thread?

Please? Smile Cake

ThomasLynn · 11/02/2014 10:49

They don't box, Jux but they will cuddle each other. It's pretty fecking cute.

I'll bring a big one and a little one, and you too will want one as a pet.

WinterDrawsOff · 11/02/2014 11:03

Delurking.

ExitPursuedTheRoyalPrude · 11/02/2014 11:06
mootime · 11/02/2014 11:16

De lurking. Good luck for Saturday!

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 11/02/2014 11:39

Oh dear steppemum do you have any idea of what you've offered to take on back up thread?

tidying up after the IFYFâ„¢ for anyone who didn't see the post

JerseySpud · 11/02/2014 11:42

Shamelessy marking my spot. I can't WAIT to see if they move the horses!

SlightlyDampWellies · 11/02/2014 11:44

marking place.

KatoPotato · 11/02/2014 11:46

Delurking... what a feeling!

DejaVuAllOverAgain · 11/02/2014 11:58

I saw that post enrique WinkGrin

EauPea · 11/02/2014 12:05

Finally delurking, thought it was about time.

I would love to come to fuckyoufest, not sure I have anything unique to bring, other than making pretty awesome sandwiches and roast potatoes.

Dh is incredibly handy and could build/mend/wire up anything.

Dd (4) would love to organise everybody.

< whispers, can I come, please>

LegoStillSavesMyLife · 11/02/2014 12:09

Wow! Just read the whole threads fromstart to finish. Glad they are finally off.

please can we come too

RenterNomad · 11/02/2014 12:50

Hello, sweeties. Mwah.

AngelaDaviesHair · 11/02/2014 14:07

Sidling in, because goat curry has been mentioned...

mistlethrush · 11/02/2014 14:10

AngelaDH - I always thought it was 'curry goat' ;)

And I hope no one's going to try to make it with the fainting goats.

AngelaDaviesHair · 11/02/2014 15:16

Prob'ly. Am not from Caribbean though, so not sure. I just like eating it!
We will only use the stackable goats for this, not the fainting ones.

StressheadMcGee · 11/02/2014 15:19

Sneaking in to say good luck for Saturday!

IdaBlankenship · 11/02/2014 15:26

I ate a goat in the Caribbean. Not a whole one, but bits of one wrapped in a roti. It was a bit chewy.

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