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To Kick These People Out #3 - the countdown begins

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 21:30

The Beginning

The Middle

The end?

So... Long story short... There are horses, soon there should not be (I'm not good at summaries, they make me sound unreasonable).

We have a date! This Saturday! The horses should be taken away to pastures new, so we can roam the meadow in gingham dresses (dh looks good in a gingham dress) and we can have FuckYouFestivals to our heart's content.

There will be choirs and drums and bands and weapons and stackable goats and so much more!

Anyone who's read the threads knows I love a lurker. I can you see you out there. Go on, jump in while the thread's all new and shiny. You know you want to Wink

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:00

Cardamom, you certainly can! We don't have a flamenco dancer, will you teach me?

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iloveny001 · 10/02/2014 23:02

Delurking too : I've just started the 5:2 diet, can we have the fuckyoufest on a normal eating day so I can enjoy all the cake and alcohol?

steppemum · 10/02/2014 23:03

just love this thread, it is like an on-going conversation between friends.

And it doesn't move so fast that you blink and it fills 20 pages, so I can keep up!

Lets all nip back to old thread and post just to fill it and close it??

(I am a tidy person, like to finish things off. May come in useful at the end of the festival for tidying)

thegreylady · 10/02/2014 23:03

Wooooo
wooooooooooooooooooo

                                               woooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!
FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:03

Iloveny, I'm sure that can be arranged :) anything for a delurker.

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:04

Steppe, that will be more than useful. What a nice lot of things to say :)

Thegreylady Grin we made need you on Saturday.

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ThePearShapedToad · 10/02/2014 23:05

Adding this third one to my watch list, can't believe how far you've come op

< bows down and offers praise. And a biscuit >

DipMeInChocolate · 10/02/2014 23:05

Delurking too. Hurray for you. It's been far tooong for to be going through this. Hope you enjoy frolicking in your new meadow.

DipMeInChocolate · 10/02/2014 23:06

Too long...

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:06

Pear, thank you. We really couldn't have done it without all the support on here. Dh and I are eternally grateful.

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:07

Dipme, I'm going to frolick until I'm sick of frolicking and wish there were a few more horses around the place :)

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DipMeInChocolate · 10/02/2014 23:08

[Grin]

DipMeInChocolate · 10/02/2014 23:08

Grin ? dammit

cardamomginger · 10/02/2014 23:09

Of course! And I'll lay on some sangria and tapas Grin.

Peekingduck · 10/02/2014 23:09

I wonder when these horses were last loaded onto a trailer or lorry? Could be interesting/entertaining...

Lavenderhoney · 10/02/2014 23:10

A new thread!

Great news Chris, don't forget to put a sign up on your gate " NO TRESPASSERS" and keep it padlocked incase words got about you will have an empty field by Sunday:)

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:14

Cardamom, marvellous stuff!

Peeking, I think it'll be more than interesting... I'm going to ignore the banging and the screams and turn the music up really loud.

Lavender, I have my padlock and chain ready to go!

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WingDefence · 10/02/2014 23:16

runs in

Placemarking!

runs out

BigArea · 10/02/2014 23:18

Oh go on then, I've lurked for almost TWO THOUSAND POSTS but as you've asked I'll come out now Grin

V glad to hear progress is being made and intrigued to see if FuckYouFest eventually comes to fruition

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:19

Wing :)

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Peekingduck · 10/02/2014 23:19

If it goes a bit tits up and, after protracted attempts, they don't manage to load I wouldn't be too hard on them. It would be kinder for them to stop before things get dangerous and seek professional help on another day. But just be prepared to say "Not our problem, deadline extended by a week, but you do what you need to to get these horses away by then because after that we will be taking action".

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:20

BigArea :) welcome to the thread. I'm intrigued too. It would be utter madness Wink

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FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:21

Peeking, that's good advice. My worry is that UW will flap and be panicky and wind the horses up. If that happens I'll go across there myself and stop them.

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Mia4 · 10/02/2014 23:22

Good luck OP, fingers crossed for you.

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 10/02/2014 23:23

Thanks Mia :)

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