Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Anything on the news about a massive schoolgate catfight with multiple arrests?

Surely Mr Twat would tell us if Mrs Twat needed our help........

Maybe HT has got them all in detention

We could have a bake sale to raise bail.

Come on Twatters, I need to start getting food ready, can't sit on my 'arris all afternoon pressing refresh.

Would you like us to beg?

At the risk of filling the thread, I've been checking a gingerbread recipe for a school baking thing later this week, and it says:

This deliciously treacly gingerbread from Rachel Allen comes with a lemon drizzle-like topping

Not when I bake it, it won't.

Oh no, came on here to discover contents of newsletter, but nothing :(

I think there may be just one course of action here.

We will have to put cunt bunting outside every village school in the Midlands until we can identify Mrs Twat and rescue her from whatever is stopping her from putting us all out of our misery.

I'm sorry but Twatters is a troll and it's all a lie.

Don't feed her cake bakery sadness.

Hully you utter cunt

hully!!

Of course, i reckon she has started another thread for the chosen few she has taken into her confidence :(

It's in a secret FB group.

There is a Drizzle FB Group, but I don't think it's secret?

Oh, Hully. Now you've done it.

Its for yummy mummies.

Oh shit Tobes, was it secret?

What no update? We need to know!

She'll never show her face back here now.

Do you think Mrs Twat is watching this at home and laughing her arse off?

This is just The Best Thread Ever.

OMG, this has been a great thread, but WHERE IS THE OP?

aggggghhhhhh no update where are you?

Son, I am disappoint.

New thread here