Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

You can't start a new thread in classics, comes up with an error

Please don't fill the thread up with place marking....click "Watch this thread" instead - we cannot, cannot, cannot lose Marms update

9:30am here in Canada, so 2:30pm in the UK. What time is school out and how long to get home? I am working, must schedule a break approrpiately.

School chucking is imminent, Pass. I need to get off my arse and get my shoes on, in actual fact.

As for place marking, if you're on the web, you just need to use the bookmark function, then next time you click the thread, it jumps to the right place.

Ooo, I'm going to set up a secret fb group for the school governors!!

Can just see me and the Vicar having a good old bitchfest!

I'm in Asia and seriously need to go to bed... so PLEASE hurry up with an update

Still not back?! Aarggh

This has seriously been the most raucous but longest weekend of my life....how on earth i'm going to fill the void when this thread ends is beyond me :(

Twat, I think you need to start a new thread and link here.

Come on, Twatters, the suspense is killing me!

( Ehric, I just got mightily confused about what thread I was on, seeing you outside our usual haunt )

What if Twatters has been outed in the social media circles of FB, email and information sharing and has been hauled into the office by the head for sharing the email contents with a few thousand of her closest friends us?

Twatters let us know you're OK. Or at least not in A&E with a broken rib from laughing too hard at the book bag contents.

MNHQ I feel that in this special instance a thread SHOULD be started in Classics! Breaking a new record.

Have just read the email again and still cannot get over what she said in it. Can't wait for the update.

EG I hope this thread and Buffy and nicely distracting!

Team!
Have you ever squeezed a cake? I felt proper norty. I was walking round tesco like

Right. I have returned from school run.
You may start your report, Twatters

Still no update? Is Twatters at work? If so why has she not insisted that MrTwatters updates us? Perhaps it all turned into a massive bun fight (see what I did there?) in the playground

C'mon Twatters. I've tied up the kids n everyfink. The ropes wont hold 'em for long!

I'm staring to think Twatters may have been assimilated by the Borg LDC

Twatters where are you???

We all must know what's happened. I have made a LDC in order to have a slice whilst reading your report, and the children and mother have eaten almost the whole thing!

Do you think LDC has seen this thread and has now erm killed hurt poor old Marmalade, by pelting her with Lemon Drizzle Cake?

Maybe HT mentioned mumsnet in the letter so she can't.

Where does that leave us?

I'm a little worried now.....hope op is ok and hasn't got into any trouble :(

I don't mean fear for her life or anything...just maybe something less sinister, like a rap on the knuckles?

We need to get moving on the free twat aprons and t shirts.

Do we need to bake her a cake with a file in?

If the HT mentioned MN then we need to set up the biggest ever private group on Facebook