OK so she is doing the usual moaning about having to shift the AGM to a date more suited for another PTA member (who works FT, IIRC) then she starts moaning in earnest about fundraising ideas. I will C&P the first bit then the bit about the head!
"Well, even after all that bodging about with dates was a shame to not have a full show. But what can you do? Drag them by their ears? They're not children but they do behave like it. I can honestly say that when (name of her DS) goes up to secondary, I will knock this on the head.
Just feel like it's me doing all the fundraising ideas. A tuck shop? Fuck shop, more like. Who the hell is going to want to buy crisps and sweets at the end of school when there is a Budgens nextdoor? Fucking ridiculous idea. Same with the apples. We have 11K to make a dent in. A few bags of apples... Seriously.
Dorothy (name changed to protect the innocent!) has really fucked me off this time about the marketing of the barn dance. I do the posters, always have done. Now she's passed it on to Vera (nc) I really feel like she's trying to fucking well oust me. Vera is expecting to do all of the marketing now. She is a fucking moron with a photoshop package. Sorry to go on but I am really fed up girls. xxx"
I shit you not. Then the head gets a going over
"Deirdre (the head, nc) really upset me going on about how nice Vera's posters were for the fashion show, it's almost like she was doing it to get a rise out of me? What do you all think? It's all very cosy between them and it leaves me rattled if I'm being honest. Vera puts in minimum effort, gets maximum arse-kissing from Deidre. Wouldn't be surprised if they were dyking it up I've heard rumours about one of them. I'll say no more.
Anyway I'll see you all for the get together on friday. Hopefully it will be the usual gang and no interlopers LOL xxx"
The Vera mum who's been doing some posters is really upset this afternoon. She said she feels really embarrassed. LDC was nowhere to be seen, quelle surprise! I really don't see how the daft cunt is going to make a come back from this 
I do feel bad for Vera, though.