Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Ooh ooh, there is a secret yummy mummy Facebook group at my school!!!

I've not been invited, can't think why.

At this rate, Marm , I'm not going to read the update until Tuesday. Tuesday, I tell you.
I must agree with Cabbage as the head really should have thought this through.

Its like the HT has no idea there are people on the internet waiting with bated breath.

A secret FB group? It gets better. Although bitching about children is pretty low.

I am longing for the don't be a twat letter. :settles down:

A secret FB page. Fab sounds like Mumsnet

So there are two secret Facebook groups, one for Yummy Mummies and one for Lemon Drizzle Bitches?

Some of these mothers have never left school have they?

Not that I'm a member of a secret Facebook group. Oh no.

But if I were, it wouldn't be with people from school and we would definitely not be the Lemon Drizzle Bitches, we would be far nicer and if we took the piss out of anyone it would usually be each other.

Hmm, not that I'm bored at work, but if you search for "Yummy Mummy" groups on Facebook, you can actually see the profile photos of the members.

Sad to say, but I am a member of a secret Facebook group. T'is only for setting up meetings and keeping track of who is on holiday in the local toddler group - and a few folk objected to their holidays being displayed all over the place, so it was made secret.

007 we are not

We just got a parentmail entitled 'Use of social media' I had a moment where I thought, No way, it couldn't be...! And sadly it wasn't

#boringlife

Sounds like she's been totally sold out by someone. Heh.

Marking place for later. This is hilarious. Thanks MT.

oh how i wish i had a child in school... it sounds like so much fun for the parents

Told you so.

Oh dear I can't stand the suspense! Lol!

To keep myself busy I am off to make a lemon drizzle cake in honour of the occasion. Toodle oo... Will be back later for an update...

Secret Facebook group??

marmalade you must try to infiltrate that.

The poor HT must be fucking livid at having to spend so much time managing these PTA/parent issues when she's got loads on her plate trying to run a school.

I feel that the actual cake at the centre of all this is getting a bad press.
Lemon drizzle cake is rather fab and I won't hear otherwise.
Sorry, that was a propos of nothing, I am just sitting here fancying a slice of cake

Secret YM FB page -
You couldn't make it up, could you!?

And do adults really discuss their latest spray-tan online? Do they?? I feel totally clueless and left out

How long 'til home time??

Hurry up and get home with the letter LittleMarms!

Why does anyone give that much of a shit about anyone else's life that they'd be in a secret FB group to bitch about them? Fuck, people can all blow me.

Oh, am I loving this!!

Either everyone needs to stop posting or a new thread needs to be started and linked asap otherwise when Marm tries to post later she's going to get the 'this thread has exceeded 1000 posts' screen and we're all going to have to scramble around trying to find the update in active convos.

Just sayin'

Has a new thread ever been started in classics?

Mumsnet crashed on me!

I blame the sheer hordes of numbers reading this thread.

I'm not sure we're even allowed to are we? Isn't that sort of decision up to the supreme leaders MNHQ?