Help! My son just touched a working class boy

[fairyfly]

What shall i wash him with?

It's a bit about me, i'm the dole scum ( you know the ones worse than the working classes).

I just hide behind mumsnet and say goats milk now and again to fool people.

ok i have a poser for you
in court whe you fine you take into account hte pserons income

adn recently we have had ( or i have had) two instances where a bloke earned say 125k pa

ex wife got 50 k if htat and he also paiud school fees
now in my chippy opnion school fees are an OPTION therefore arent vital to love and imo shodul be disregarded

what do you think

to say nothing of the cost of Kalamata's horse riding

didnt flum call it a " KICTHCN SUPPER"

Nooooooo fairyfly, what you need to do right, is to buy stuff like flour, for when you bake cakes like, and talk about organic milk and Ocado deliveries.

and oyster cards wtf

cod - I sort of agree but seems unfair on the kids who didn't do anything wrong to make blokey take em out of school (where they are no doubt engaged in nice middle class activities).

no cod, as then you are penalising the children and that is not fair.

If they are settled in school it is not an option to move them out.

no
i reckon education doesnt have to be a viable expense
i dont think this woudl tka then out of shcool
it was to assess a speeding fine

so w do we take that as an optional expense or vital one

vital

and get off the thread unless you can make snide remarks about either middle or working class.

xx

sorry

I think they shouldn't be taken into account. I am sure that the blokes will play that card about not being fair on the kids etc. And I think he could probably sell his car and buy a Corsa to ensure he could afford that year's school fees. Or pay his fine and take out a loan for one year's worth of school fees.

Honestly just a speeding fine?

I was being rude in a nice way, not nasty

come back coddo!

Yes but you could argue that being in a fee-paying school is actually damaging to their mental health as it will turn them into "queers" who say "golly" and "gosh" and think that Waitrose is the only supermarket around, and who have floppy hair cuts and speak with stupid "posh-boy" accents. This leads to discrimination and pi$$taking at the highest level. Therefore the school fees should be withheld as a matter of mental sanity.

yes

it was 108 mph

got to go to assembly

oh now - this has gone all serious. and I was relying on this thread to get me through the rest of the working day. [fx: scuffs shoe on ground and looks sulky]

me too

its my fault

grovels off

Oyster Cards?????

me three

wanted to think of other nasty names for stupid/poor/smelly people

rhubabr

and sending them to a free school means they will bve "off the streest " longer and not liable to asbos
a s posh schools only teach your kids for about 2 dasy a year.

adn go on trips for htsoe two

that they then bill you for

nooooooooooooooooooo

Come back

How may I insult you madam? Are your sons Cuthbert, Hugo and Marmaduke?