Help! My son just touched a working class boy

[fairyfly]

What shall i wash him with?

[Northernlurker]

Bump - mumsnet has gone a bit mad and it's time to remember some good stuff

[nulnulcat]

ex is definately a private school idiot actually calling him that is an insult to idiots! i like to think in his next life he is going to end up living next to that awful wife swap lizzy woman with a million kids actually no he will be married to her!:o of the most evil kind!!

[Saggarmakersbottomknocker]

Fur coat and no knickers as my mum would say!

[Blu]

well, that clinches my place in society!

[desperateSCOUSEwife]

I bet your house is a shithole too
middle class homes are filthy according to kim and aggie

[PeachyClair]

Xavier

[desperateSCOUSEwife]

is your son called rupert or tarquin

[Angeliz]

Oh sorry seem to have lost my sense of humour today! 2 sick kids and a Partner with man flu!!

[zippitippitoes]

thanks for the fun you lot are v funny, I needed cheering up!

[desperateSCOUSEwife]

err what is wrong with jeremy kyle
and a bit of muck
it leads to a healthy immune system

[VVVVwhatever]

I think CD already owned up to it Angeliz....see below..

am pmsl laughing still. Fantastic.

[Angeliz]

if i was gonna change my name i would've done it in the first place!

[Angeliz]

for the record that's not me!!!!

[AnallyRetentive]

I think you're all Fowl

[DavidchickenshitAttenborough]

you called?

[Blu]

LOL. Quite the David Attenborough.

[CountessDracula]

cluck cluck



(that is the noise of a chicken having a dump btw)

[Blu]

Oh no! That's the first time I'v been the target of a chickenshit namechanger!

Feel I've lost all my MN streetcred now!

[meowmix]

""I promise to do my best, serve the QueenofQuotes and do my duty to Cod, and take the piss out of people at every opportunity." With Justine and Tech as Brown Owl.

[LadySherlockofLGJ]

Girls this was classic MN, so glad I missed it, otherwise DS would have had to cross one level crossing, one dual carriageway and several other roads, because there would have been no way I could have left this, to do something as mundane as the school run.


Well done.

[Blu]

"I promise to do my best, serve the QueenofQuotes and do my duty to Cod."

[CountessDracula]

(that was me before anyone accuses rarara of being a chickeshit namechanger btw)

[meowmix]

I thought taking the piss out of one another/our own foibles and quirks was part of the Mumsnet Promise?

[rararaweregoingtosmashtheoiks]

maybe because we aren't chippy about it we don't kick up a fuss blu....

[Blu]

"AS ong as we're taking the piss out of 'Private School posh idiots ' the that's alright sin't it?"

Well, yes, if they're idiots! There are posh / private school people on this thread, but none of them are idiots or snobbish!