Help! My son just touched a working class boy

[fairyfly]

What shall i wash him with?

god you lot i have apologised
no am off to skool
the free one

bet you are not a mag

you are that 14 year old throwing eggs who was in the paper the other day

Or her mum!

some of you on this thread should have your own show!

hilarious!!

cod can't throw stones! first of all, she's only got fins. secondly, she buys handbags in tesco !

has this thread really kicked off yet? and LOL at oliveoils comment "Taramasalata's school fees" Now who was it that didn't have a name for their newlyborn daughter??

Cod you're forgiven for your comedy typing alone.

i think it was scandalous that they were allowed to print Lady Chatterley's Lover, it's been downhill all the way since

Growing up we had dinner at lunchtime, tea at 5pm then supper at 9pm (usually cereal or a crumpet) Then I moved to Harrogate and every one is busy inviting everyone round for dinner. And everyone takes the hostess a plant or some chocolates or something.

I still say tea for ds though.

Surely there should be Cockles in Brine cards for prole commuters - we aren't allowed to buy Oyster Cards in my part of London.
Sobernow you are motoring today...ROFL at thikipedia and chavian flu! and all of this thread.

oh, yeah, I'd forgotten, ff, you ARE a scrounger, aren't you? In that case, I honestly think your DS will be ok - he will have gained antibodies to working class contact with your breast milk. He'll have natural immunity.

You did bf, didn't you??

Northerner has the answer.
Move to Harrogate.

yes definately agree with Northerner LOL, endless amounts of plants and chocolates from Bettys

The working class boy was actually mine, i was just living my dreams through the medium of mothers chatrooms.

Course i breastfed! You get to keep your milk tokens then and swap them at your dealers house.

Christ on a bike. I have pmsl.

Need to get me to the shop for some Tena Lady, but I'll stay away from the freezer section, as I might brush against some sweaty oik perusing the chicken nuggets and potato wedges bit.

Meant to post that ages ago then a bloomi client rang so now I've posted it right in the middle of something else.

Are you suffering from Middle-Class-Syndrome-By-Proxy, ff?

Also, a belated pmsl at "chavian flu" and "BHS direct"

I think i am Blu, i mean i have put my son in Ballet Lessons. I even saved my giro for three months just to buy something that wasn't from new look and let the label stick out so people would notice me. My boys now call crumpets pikelets and will only drink sparkling water ( nobody need ever no i make it from my old soda stream)
When i have visitors ( mainly social services and welfare officers) i leave my internet page on Yaught Holiday sections.
I've even started to read books.

I admit it, i'm a phoney and should be punished accordingly. I'm trying to live in a world i simply don't belong in.

are you sure you have that right ff

aren't you crumpet and your boys pikelets?

Pikeys?

Thats an entire new kettle of offensive fish.

OH NO! Not that type of thread again! Especially as I know now what a 'pikey' is.

Can't we just stick to nits?

I can't believe how much shoite i have talked today and how little work i have done. I have a portfolio to be ready by next wednesday. I'm going to write to one of those real life magazines.

MUMSNET STOPPED ME GETTING OFF BENEFITS AND NOW I'M PICKING UP DIMPS OFF THE FLOOR TO COLLECT IN A TIN.

oops i thought pikelets sounded rather sweet

There is a magazine called Pick Me Up that looks v common judging from the ad, would link well your story.

Chat magazine is of a similar calibre, if you are struggling to sell your story.