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Help! My son just touched a working class boy

272 replies

fairyfly · 30/03/2006 12:51

What shall i wash him with?

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CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 16:57

(that was me before anyone accuses rarara of being a chickeshit namechanger btwGrin)

Blu · 30/03/2006 17:00

"I promise to do my best, serve the QueenofQuotes and do my duty to Cod."

LadySherlockofLGJ · 30/03/2006 17:01

Girls this was classic MN, so glad I missed it, otherwise DS would have had to cross one level crossing, one dual carriageway and several other roads, because there would have been no way I could have left this, to do something as mundane as the school run.

Well done. Grin

meowmix · 30/03/2006 17:01

""I promise to do my best, serve the QueenofQuotes and do my duty to Cod, and take the piss out of people at every opportunity." With Justine and Tech as Brown Owl.

Blu · 30/03/2006 17:01

Oh no! That's the first time I'v been the target of a chickenshit namechanger!

Feel I've lost all my MN streetcred now!

CountessDracula · 30/03/2006 17:04

cluck cluck

(that is the noise of a chicken having a dump btw)

Blu · 30/03/2006 17:05

LOL. Quite the David Attenborough.

DavidchickenshitAttenborough · 30/03/2006 17:09

you called?

AnallyRetentive · 30/03/2006 17:09

I think you're all Fowl

Angeliz · 30/03/2006 17:20

for the record that's not me!!!!

Angeliz · 30/03/2006 17:21

if i was gonna change my name i would've done it in the first place!

VVVVwhatever · 30/03/2006 17:25

I think CD already owned up to it Angeliz....see below..

am pmsl laughing still. Fantastic.

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/03/2006 17:36

err what is wrong with jeremy kyle
and a bit of muck
it leads to a healthy immune system

zippitippitoes · 30/03/2006 17:37

thanks for the fun you lot are v funny, I needed cheering up!

Angeliz · 30/03/2006 17:57

Oh sorryBlush seem to have lost my sense of humour today! 2 sick kids and a Partner with man flu!!

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/03/2006 18:00

is your son called rupert or tarquinGrin

PeachyClair · 30/03/2006 18:07

Xavier

desperateSCOUSEwife · 30/03/2006 18:10

I bet your house is a shithole too
middle class homes are filthy according to kim and aggieGrin

Blu · 30/03/2006 18:11

well, that clinches my place in society!

Saggarmakersbottomknocker · 30/03/2006 18:12

Fur coat and no knickers as my mum would say!

nulnulcat · 30/03/2006 20:40

ex is definately a private school idiot actually calling him that is an insult to idiots! i like to think in his next life he is going to end up living next to that awful wife swap lizzy woman with a million kids actually no he will be married to her!:o of the most evil kind!!

Northernlurker · 22/03/2009 23:09

Bump - mumsnet has gone a bit mad and it's time to remember some good stuff

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