Help! My son just touched a working class boy

[fairyfly]

What shall i wash him with?

keep an eye out for signs ff, if he starts forming A, S, B and O with the magnets on the fridge he is doomed.

only tetanus?

Think you need to have a word with the therapist too, aren't supermarkets all bad. What happened to independant stores and farm shops selling local produce...

rofl at fairy fly flags that is

working class is not a badge of honour, it is a fact of life

Chill maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

I have a council estate unbringing, an electrician dad and a cleaner mum, how many points is that on the martyr chart?

Anyone for popcorn?

pmsl at ff flag cards, ha ha ha ha! This will kick off for sure.

"you could also consider moving to a gated community to avoid such contact in future? "

Sadly MissChief, it's not that simple. Due to the ridiculous nanny-state in this country, in our area gated developments of more than a certain area or number of units are obliged to include 'social housing'. This of course is a PC euphemism for a range of anti-social types, including the working class, who get access to this kind of subsidised housing, and FF's ds could still be at risk.
Glad your DH is on his way home, ff. You must have had an awful morning.

FF, try him with these images and see which makes him drool the most...

\link{http://www.raisingkids.co.uk/images/news/news_180405_02_large.jpg\Fig. a}

\link{http://www.wholefoodsmarket.com/recipes/images/zestyquinoa.jpg\Fig. b}

I don't want to alarm you but if it's Fig.1 you need professional help now.

ff if he explains to the airline your dh might be able to get on an earlier flight - they're very understanding about this kind of thing.

I have had an awful morning! My Doctor came back with some smelling salts and i've been ordered to spend a month in the priory. I can't stop crying, it all gets too much sometimes.

pmsl at sorenlorenson figs!

Oh yuck, are either of those edible?

how's his dress sense?

\link{http://www.boden.co.uk/col.asp?styid=21099&segname=Mini&segid=5&gpname=Jersey+Tops&desname=Logo+T%2Dshirt&gpid=27&gen=2\a}

or, \link{http://www.kenziekids.com/burberry10.html\b}

Don't worry, ff, we all get like that sometimes. It's only natural.

I never thought I would smack DS, but a few days ago he just ran out into the playground and almost touched a working class boy. I grabbed him and smacked his hand. I don't agree with it, but his safety HAS to come first.

there's a strong argument for a comprehensive vaccination programme

Working class dictionary-

'working class' people work for a living its that simple!
People who sit on their ass and do not work are dole scroungers, these are often confused with working class people.

Working class fact -

All new housing built has to be 30% social housing. This is meant for working class people to get onto the property ladder which they have been priced out of by doing part buy schemes. This housing is often given to those who believe they dont have to pay for it.

ff I can't believe you've actually admitted this. Surely you could have spoken "hypothetically". I don't know if I can ever reply to one of your posts again. I mean.... you say he "brushed" against the boy, but for all we know you could have been actively encouraging it. All I think is..... oh the shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It could be worse, imagine if he has a swig of Fruit Shoot ?!

ooooo, i am laughing far too loudly at this thread ( my son is actually in bed sick). You're all hilarious, apart from the cross lady.

or sterilisation programme?

I will run for the hills now...

well of course he's sick you silly mare. The creature he brushed against was working class!!!!!!!!!!!.

ff I am cackling with laughter at this thread too.

BHS direct.

Hooowwwlll with mirth...

pmsl at chavian flu!!