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Ode to Brian cox

399 replies

CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:24

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

OP posts:
LineRunner · 03/02/2012 22:35

If you're really Brian, how were you credited on the D:Ream album?

ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 22:38

I think this deserves a haiku

Idealism
Has been around for ages
A simple search shows

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 22:38
idealism · 03/02/2012 22:39

Prove it I may on radio 6
When I pop in on to chat physics
However in the while you silly dork-ing (bad rhyme)
You should read up on my idol, hawking
And set yourself a mindstretching goal
And piss off up your own black hole

ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 22:41

You pop in on?

idealism · 03/02/2012 22:43

Ah, a typo in haste, such is life at NASA hq with all these hi-tech machines

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 22:44

is Sheldon there?

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 22:44

Idealism, what playest thee
On the D:Ream fab LP?

ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 22:44

Are you sitting besider
The Hadron Collider?

ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 22:45

Hey! Don't you fret-ter
Things can only get better :o

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 22:47

No, Idealism is inventing lies and drama
About being at NASA
Whose bugdet was slashed
By Barak Obama

Brain works at CERN
Will Idealism ever learn

BetterBitOfButter · 03/02/2012 22:48

Eddie Izzard you're so neat
You make me slide right off my seat
So whilst I'm down here on the floor
I'll gladly be your little ... ooh nice shoes.

BetterBitOfButter · 03/02/2012 22:49

Brian Cox
Is not a fox
his teeth are scary
he has big hair(y)

idealism · 03/02/2012 22:51

Night night my little mumsnet stars
Now go to bed , take off those bras
No more chat from you funny ladies
I'm now off to check out plaedies

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 03/02/2012 23:42

Richard Armitage
Is a nice chap I?m sure but
Mr Thornton? Phwoar.

::haiku, innit?::

Original poster
CockyPants · 04/02/2012 10:36

HOLY CRAP HAS BRiAN COX CUM ON MUMSNET?

OP posts:
LineRunner · 04/02/2012 10:54

Dream on.

FelixDaSouza · 04/02/2012 11:04

LineRunner that should be D-REAM on! Grin

LineRunner · 04/02/2012 11:49

I'm still half asleep ...

LineRunner · 05/02/2012 00:17

Catch all the neutrinos, put forward all the clocks
I'm going to the future to care for old Professor Cox
I know he'll be so grateful, he'll take my hand in his
And put it down his trousers, and we share the bliss

DanFmDorking · 06/02/2012 22:51

A mystical man Brian Cox,
He picked up a girl on the docks,
..Then made an elliptic,
..Mysterious triptych,
And painted it right on her box.

LineRunner · 07/02/2012 00:13

Excellent, Dan. More!!

Lexilicious · 07/02/2012 07:43

Is it wrong that when I think of words that rhyme, or notice a rhythm in a phrase just while my mind wanders during the day, that I then try to find ways of coming here and using it in a dirty stanza about some poor unsuspecting television personality?

I bet that's what happened with the excellent use of elliptic and triptych. Bravo!

LineRunner · 07/02/2012 10:08

Not wrong, Lexilicious. More like a law of the universe.

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