Ode to Brian cox

[CockyPants]

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

George Clooney, you silver fox
I'd like to take you home and lock you in a box.
I'd bring you out and ask you to play,
It's just a pity you are gay.

George clooney's not gay ...is he??

Sadly he is. :(

Is he?

I expect gay men to be better actors somehow.

Great thread!!

Max Beesley
You are easily
The third-best looking Mad Dog
You have not aged well
But I shall not dwell
on you

Jamie Oliver
Mouth like a slug
Fat and slimy
Please don't give me a hug

But Adam and his farm
Can do me some harm
Or keep we warm
In his gingery barn

And this thread is yet more evidence of why I bloody luff mumsnet

Johnny Depp
You've had enough of Vanessa Paradis,
now come and shag me.

Johnny Depp, if you are free
Come over here and play pirates with me
We could eat cake, we could drink tea
I promise not to sing Joe Le Taxi

Um, Bendy I have first dibs on him.
Back off.

Oh, but I've bought an Elizabeth Swan dress and everything...

BendyBob,
You are a knob,
That's it.

LOVE this!

To the lovely Dr. Ben Goldacre
who has toppled many a pill faker
although there is cause to fear,
his missus is on here (MN)
I think we should team up and take her. (out that is)

Ugh Brian Cox
with your 'millyuns and billyuns'.
Just fuck off to Mars
and take your opinyuns
of physics and black holes
and everything spacey.
I just do not get why girls find you so racey.

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
When I see you on the screen
You make me feel all funny
And my insides feel all runny
You are so fierce and manly
But I'm sure you'd understand me
When I ask you please don't scratch
Specially not on my snatch.

Robert de Niro
I have no fearo
of being nearo you (or Al Pacino for that matter)

Al Pacino you make me want what I can't have
Why can't I have, why can't I have, I wan to know so much
My name is Ozymandias, King of kings
I want you Al.
That's all I can say.

Brian Cox
You know lots
About planets and moons and singing tunes.
Girls love you now cos are famous
Others say you talk out Uranus

Oh Ewan McGregor
I'd love to write a poem
But nothing rhymes
with
McGregor

I just snorted tea from my nostrils!!!!!

BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

These are great!

Alexander Skarsgard
Your name is really very hard
To write.

You're tall and blond and very skinny
But I would let you see my minnie
Tonight.

You play an evil vampire
And you easily catch on fire
In light.

You could really be my man
With a bit of good fake tan
But don't bite.

Mr Cox, Mr Cox,
My DP has a man crush on you,
That's fine, I don't mind,
He's not that way inclined
Normally, but for you he'd turn,
And my advances spurn.
That's not a problem, I need the sleep anyway,
But DP insists on listening to you as he falls asleep...every day!
So while DP slumbers on
(With a Coxy hard on)
I have to listen to your dull voice droooooniiiiing oooooooooon.