Ode to Brian cox

[CockyPants]

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

[cocolepew]

George Clooney, you silver fox
I'd like to take you home and lock you in a box.
I'd bring you out and ask you to play,
It's just a pity you are gay.

[CockyPants]

George clooney's not gay ...is he??

[SarahStratton]

Sadly he is. :(

[Bucharest]

Is he?

I expect gay men to be better actors somehow.

[Freshlettice]

Great thread!!

[LadyWellian]

Max Beesley
You are easily
The third-best looking Mad Dog
You have not aged well
But I shall not dwell
on you

[Freshlettice]

Jamie Oliver
Mouth like a slug
Fat and slimy
Please don't give me a hug

[Freshlettice]

But Adam and his farm
Can do me some harm
Or keep we warm
In his gingery barn

[topsyturner]

And this thread is yet more evidence of why I bloody luff mumsnet

[cocolepew]

Johnny Depp
You've had enough of Vanessa Paradis,
now come and shag me.

[BendyBob]

Johnny Depp, if you are free
Come over here and play pirates with me
We could eat cake, we could drink tea
I promise not to sing Joe Le Taxi

[cocolepew]

Um, Bendy I have first dibs on him.
Back off.

[BendyBob]

Oh, but I've bought an Elizabeth Swan dress and everything...

[cocolepew]

BendyBob,
You are a knob,
That's it.

[Psammead]

LOVE this!

[entropygirl]

To the lovely Dr. Ben Goldacre
who has toppled many a pill faker
although there is cause to fear,
his missus is on here (MN)
I think we should team up and take her. (out that is)

[IslaValargeone]

Ugh Brian Cox
with your 'millyuns and billyuns'.
Just fuck off to Mars
and take your opinyuns
of physics and black holes
and everything spacey.
I just do not get why girls find you so racey.

[Psammead]

Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
When I see you on the screen
You make me feel all funny
And my insides feel all runny
You are so fierce and manly
But I'm sure you'd understand me
When I ask you please don't scratch
Specially not on my snatch.

[Curtainmyself]

Robert de Niro
I have no fearo
of being nearo you (or Al Pacino for that matter)

[Curtainmyself]

Al Pacino you make me want what I can't have
Why can't I have, why can't I have, I wan to know so much
My name is Ozymandias, King of kings
I want you Al.
That's all I can say.

[BendyBob]

Brian Cox
You know lots
About planets and moons and singing tunes.
Girls love you now cos are famous
Others say you talk out Uranus

[Curtainmyself]

Oh Ewan McGregor
I'd love to write a poem
But nothing rhymes
with
McGregor

[JustinBoobie]

I just snorted tea from my nostrils!!!!!

BAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

These are great!

[Psammead]

Alexander Skarsgard
Your name is really very hard
To write.

You're tall and blond and very skinny
But I would let you see my minnie
Tonight.

You play an evil vampire
And you easily catch on fire
In light.

You could really be my man
With a bit of good fake tan
But don't bite.

[TwllBach]

Mr Cox, Mr Cox,
My DP has a man crush on you,
That's fine, I don't mind,
He's not that way inclined
Normally, but for you he'd turn,
And my advances spurn.
That's not a problem, I need the sleep anyway,
But DP insists on listening to you as he falls asleep...every day!
So while DP slumbers on
(With a Coxy hard on)
I have to listen to your dull voice droooooniiiiing oooooooooon.