Ode to Brian cox

[CockyPants]

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

[ObviouslyOblivious]

An ode to Mark Warren
I hope you're not a wrong un
When you were in hustle
I'd have let you up my bustle
And that role in Dr Who?
I'd have let you in my foo
But now you are in Mad Dogs
I really am quite sure
The things I'd let you do to me
Are really not demure

[FourThousandHoles]

Corky Chris Corcoran
I had another child so I could continue to watch you on CBeebies

But it would appear that the beeb don't approve
So you'll have to come and doodle do me in person

[TheSmallPrint]

Richard Crispin Armitage
You simply drive me to the edge
Of sanity and righteous thought
With all the DVDs I've bought.

Your smouldering looks and sexy thighs
Make me watch with desperate sighs
Luscious Lucas on repeat
Leaves me trembling in my seat.

Big Guns Porter, what can I say?
He really takes my breath away!
Mr Thorton's kissing style
leaves me reeling for a while.

Gizzy with your tortured soul
and bluest eyes all smudged with kohl
Makes me wonder if your sword
Is as long as it is broad.

So Richard (if I may call you that?)
Will your Dwarf looks leave me flat?
Well time will tell but one thing's for certain
I'll be front row when they lift the curtain!

[FelixDaSouza]

Gary Barlow from take that,
Pump your jizz into my twat.
Tickle my growler with your beard,
Of your schlong I am not feared.

[FourThousandHoles]

Colin Firth as Mr Darcy...

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in
possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a damned good blow job.

[KatieScarlett2833]

at TheSmallPrint

[ObviouslyOblivious]

Mr Matt Damon
May I be a bit bolder?
I'd love to look back at you over my shoulder
As you're thrusting from behind
These are the thoughts that go through my mind.

Talented Mr Ripley
Would you lick my nipplys?
Jason Bourne
God you give me the horn.

"I'm fucking Matt Damon"
Was a song about you
If I wish really hard
Please may it come true?

[TheSmallPrint]

thanks KatieScarlett

[jumpyjan]

Brian Cox Brian Cox
You are always on the box
It was alright for a bit
Now I think you are a tit

[c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee]

Keanu
I heart you

[KatieScarlett2833]

These are brilliant

"Would you lick my nipplys?"

[c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee]

noonie is my personal favourite

[ObviouslyOblivious]

Thanks Katie, I wasn't sure if that was the correct spelling....

Ah C0rn that's so sweet :o

[c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee]

[FelixDaSouza]

c0rnsilllk Ha!my noonie is your personal favourite.

[ObviouslyOblivious]

She loves your noonie

[FelixDaSouza]

[c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee]

my name is cornsilk and I love Felix's noonie

[FelixDaSouza]

I have noonie love!

[FelixDaSouza]

Here's to you Freddie Flintoff,
Come to me and get your kit off.
Though you seem a little thickey,
I will make your wicket stickey.
Bowl me over with your ball,
And fuck me hard against the wall.

More than 4 lines!

[idealism]

Cox on box
Box on cox
Cox on box talks bollocks
Excuse mr cox sir, I can't take this bollocks on box no more sir
Well, ms mumsnetter let us try to make it better
Let us talk of planets and stars and zany trips to far flung mars not cox up arse, fanjos and bras
Let us talk of atom splitting
Not middle class angst, childbirth or knitting
Nor tweets from twats about my singing
D: team was meant to make things better
Now me a man of letter
Reduced to fodder by you, mumsnetter!

[ObviouslyOblivious]

Is that you Brian?

[c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee]

it's not him - there's no accent

[idealism]

Indeed it is sir, ms mumsnetter
I just want to want to make things better
I fear this thread and fascination
For me ,my work , my lips, and space
Should take me to a better place
If I had known in 96
That d ream and astro physics
Would render me a mumsnet Casanova
I'd have disappeared like a supernova

[c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee]

Brian
prove it's really you
some juicy celeb gossip will do