Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. A phone that grows with your child.

Meet the Other Phone.
A phone that grows with your child.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
Mumsnet classics

Relive the funniest, most unforgettable threads. For a daily dose of Mumsnet’s best bits, sign up for Mumsnet's daily newsletter.

Original poster

Ode to Brian cox

399 replies

CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:24

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

OP posts:
IMcHunt · 03/02/2012 19:28

It rhymed, Felix, that's all. And thanks Grin

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 19:31

Thank you Katie.

Original poster
CockyPants · 03/02/2012 19:46

Mais oui chef michel
I'll make your cock swell
Your long saucisson
Makes me shout hon hee hon
Don't fret I won't kiss and tell..

OP posts:
KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 19:46

PMSL at "hon he hon"

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 20:05

I get the feeling
That other have exhausted their poetic feelings for Professor Brian Cox,
But I am gathering myself for a further surge.
I know that there is sexy stuff going down in the university of hard knocks,
But with this astrophysics poncey bollocks, Cox is giving me a right massive urge.

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 20:19

I'm back! Squiffy and slightly aroused as promised!

Loving the recent additions! Especially hon hee hon! Grin

George clooney!
Stick your prick in my noonie!
You are a silver fox.
So put it in my box.

I think I can only do 4 liners. Hmm

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 20:31

Oh Felix

Sad Grin
FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 20:40

I'm worried now. What's wrong? Have I committed some unknown mumsnet crime?

SpringHeeledJack · 03/02/2012 20:40

awww, nuts

nothing rhymes with either of the Milibands

tsk

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 20:43

no Felix

How about *Milliband, shows yer boaby?"

SpringHeeledJack · 03/02/2012 20:46

Felix you're not the first one to find out about George on here

you won't be the last either

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 20:46

One look at my saggy post breast feeding perky breasts and he would be mine. Plus I give killer blowjobs! Grin

Katie you must be Scottish. I am familiar with the term boaby too!

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 20:48

I am indeed Scottish Felix

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 20:52

Woohoo! I am in Stirlingshire.

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 20:55

Am in Dunfermline

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 20:58

Not far at all! I need some inspiration of who to write about next. Suggestions welcome. Smile

KenDoddsDadsDog · 03/02/2012 21:00

Ooooh Steve Pemberton
I bet you are adventuresome
Take me to Benidorm
And give me the horn

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 21:09

Big Alex

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 21:15

Who's big Alex? Ferguson? Samond?

TangerinePuppet · 03/02/2012 21:16

Mr J Fletcher, secret lecher I might let ya
Have a fumble dressed as Lord Tumble
Watching Gigglebiz as you fill me with your jiz

Original poster
CockyPants · 03/02/2012 21:20

Adrian lester
Please will you pester
Me for hot sex
While I check your pecs
I'll not let your creamy spunk fester

OP posts:
ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 21:20

"stick your prick in my noonie" :o

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 21:23

Salmond please

Tangerine

Shock Grin
FourThousandHoles · 03/02/2012 21:23

Mister Bloom
In yer nursery
Put those veggies to bed
And investigate me bush

You can leave your hat on, if you like,
but take off your trews
and I will show you
how I can make things grow

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 21:24

Tangerine puppet Grin