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Ode to Brian cox

399 replies

CockyPants · 19/01/2012 13:24

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

OP posts:
FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 16:24

Right...

Jezza, Jezza, Jezza Kyle!
Shove your lie detector up my aisle.
Make me scream for a DNA.
I will take you any way.

God That was really bad! Sorry.Blush

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 16:27

no that was brilliant Grin I'm sure he'll love it

ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 16:28

Jeremy Kyle
You are rather vile
But take me to bed
With a bag on your head
Bang me in a balaclava
Is that too much palaver?
Shag me wearing a mask
Is that too much to ask?
Come over my décolletage
Whilst wearing camouflage.

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 16:30

Jeremy
I want you to shout at me
Call me a liar
My pants are on fire
Your stage is so big
I want to sit on it

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 16:30

Obviously You put that so delicately. So much classier than just saying come all over my tits. Grin

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 16:31

< applauds obviously>

ObviouslyOblivious · 03/02/2012 16:32

And it rhymes with camouflage, luckily :o

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 16:32

Right I must go and look like I've achieved something today before DH gets home but I will be back suitably lubricated with some wine later! Wink

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 16:34

oh yes it's tea time I nearly forgot...

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 18:17

I always stick a load of washing on just before anyone's due home and try to look exhausted.

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 18:19

I leave the dyson out too for effect! Is it an acceptable time to start drinking yet? < wanders off in search of the corkscrew...>

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 18:26

It is Brian Cox O'clock.

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 18:27

DH is always trying to convince me it's Cox o'clock! Grin

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 18:38

Ode to Jeremy Clarkson

Oh Jeremy, I would do you
Although I don't know why
It's a sickness, a perversion
It would make my mother cry

Despite being in the Public Sector
The shite you spew don't turn me off
Even though you are a shagger
A public schoolboy tory toff

I ought to go and see a doctor
But they would section me, I fear
So I'm resigned to feeling fizzy
when I watch you on Top Gear

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 18:40

Ooh Katie that is just wrong! Grin

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 18:40

Eeew, that's not right, KatieScarlett. There must be special tablets available.

c0rnsilllkrunninglikealaydee · 03/02/2012 18:41
FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 18:43

You will take a pasting for admitting that one Katie!

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 18:43

Ah well, it's true though

Blush
LineRunner · 03/02/2012 18:46

Well, it's one less vying for the affections of Professor Cox, I suppose.

IMcHunt · 03/02/2012 18:50

Philip Haywood Glenister
(I know that this is WRONG)
You may be far past thirty
But I bet that you'd be dirty
And I'd like you in a thong.

Original poster
CockyPants · 03/02/2012 18:56

Richard Hammond hamster
Take me up the bumster
Your cock can do wheelies
Which make me all squealy
Midget man you're a ramster

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FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 18:57

IMcHunt (love your name BTW!) Phillip Glenister I get but in a thong? Grin

KatieScarlett2833 · 03/02/2012 18:57

Grin Cocky

Loving your work on the NSPCC thread LineRunner

FelixDaSouza · 03/02/2012 18:58

CockyPants arf!