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Original poster

Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
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CoffeeIsMyFriend · 07/10/2011 12:51

oh! have you vanished it?

thisisyesterday · 07/10/2011 12:52

did someone take it outside to shake the crumbs out and then leave it out there?

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:54

There's no-one at home.

Confused
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Pentagram · 07/10/2011 12:55

Are you also missing an electric blanket, a radio, a vacuum cleaner and a lamp???

Pentagram · 07/10/2011 12:56

link would have aided that joke... i am a tit

ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 12:56

Did maybe one of the Chaotics remove it earlier? Is there a trail of crumbs to follow? Like Hansel and Gretel?

Shall I get out my deerstalker? Sherlock TEE to the rescue...

CroissantNeuf · 07/10/2011 12:57

Is there a smell of burnt toaster lingering around the kitchen?

If so, whoever was up first this morning had a little mishap that they didn't confess to.

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:01

All the Chaotics are at school Tee.

I used it last night.

I just got home from gallivanting after the school run, and it is gorn.

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ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 13:03

So it was there before you left this morning?

ChippyMinton · 07/10/2011 13:03

Remove the Cloak of Invisibility that has been chucked over it?

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:05

It was.

[certain]

How do I do that Chippy and can I use it on DC?

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Hungrydragon · 07/10/2011 13:05

where does the toaster normally reside?

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:08

Pent, I am on my phone, I can't see your link.

I am too perplexed to fire up my laptop.

This is beyond strange.

I know I had toast last night.

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Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:09

In the sandwoch making vicinity of the kitchen.

So I am pretty sure it was there this morning.

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ScaredTEECat · 07/10/2011 13:10

Huh. Um....well...you could...um...

Nope. I got nothing. Toaster thief?

ScaredBear · 07/10/2011 13:10

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

KatieMiddleton · 07/10/2011 13:11

Are you sure you're actually in your own house? Could you have accidentally let yourself into your neighbour's?

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:13

NoPe.

I had one glass of Cava to toast a friend's new house.

I'm gutted, it was almost my favourite appliance.

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Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:16

Katie.

Shock

Nope, that was definitelt my pussy purring as I entered.

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Thingumy · 07/10/2011 13:17

check the bathroom...

and behind you!

CotherMuckingFuntingZombie · 07/10/2011 13:18

Dishwasher? Kids can be so helpful.

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 13:19

I'm looking everywhere.

But who would've/could've moved it?

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Thingumy · 07/10/2011 13:20

and if you have a teen,check by it's bed

ScaredBear · 07/10/2011 13:20

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

RalphGhoul · 07/10/2011 13:21

What the....? A toaster can't just vanish. Let's think sensibly about this.

Nope....got nothing. How intriguing. Maybe you will get a postcard from Mauritius from it soon.