Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

it could be divine intervention.

Perhaps it would have blown you up if used one more time, or started a fire...so the nice ghosts took it away to save your life

Last week another poster found a mysterious locket and necklace in her toaster. MN is becoming like Tales of the Unexpected but with toasters.

Erm...No. Got nothing.

Getorf I sense a lot of rage from you. Poor toaster

Get in the suitcase. Now. before they see you. No, don't worry. I have a plan for the x-ray

No gravy boat or big lid here. No siree.

Shhhhhh

No one but me.

Toaster.x

Do you have any bizarre relatives/friends/acquiantances who are for some reason in possession of a key to your home and may have let themselves in to 'borrow' your toaster or just absent-mindedly popped it in their handbag?

Are there any missing dishes or spoons? Any cows jumping over any moons? Perhaps it was feeling left out of Nursery Rhyme land and went to join in...

Is there an iPhone missing as well only your toaster appears to be posting on the move

You are right about rage.

crumbs everywhere. You would wipe the sides, move the toaster 1 inch, then more crumbs would come out. Hateful thing.

The sound of that toaster going 'CLANG' as it was hurled into the skip from 8 feet away was like music to my ears. (I then had to run away in case neighbours saw me fly tipping their skip)

I have two toasters. One is a gorgeous two slot Dualit in almond with the little timer and lifty-uppy-downy- handle and the other one is a Electrolux four slice with muffin tray.

We use the Electrolux all the time and I am secretly hoping it breaks so I can use the Dualit ALL the time as it is just so beautiful and I love the whirry noise of the timer and the elements are replaceable...........................I am really not helping here OP am I.

I'll bet it's with Bibbity's gravy boat and big lid and my remote control for the TV. It'll have been sucked into some sort of domestic Burmuda triangle.

If you link an image of said toaster Chaos I shall print some wanted lost toaster posters and attach to lamp posts in my local area.

Aww GetOrf I love your mini-rages.

And, I say it again, Chaos puts pepper on her buttery toast. It's NOT RIGHT. NO.

Have you seen this toaster?

[insert picture]

Answers to the name, um...toaster. Last seen Thursday night. I'd describe it but you've all seen a toaster!

Please ring; [insert phone number]

Reward: 4 pieces of toast

wish someone would nick my toaster so I had a reasonable excuse to get a new one. this one doesnt fit ordinary sized sliced bread into it

its gone on tour

I put salt on top of the butter when I had a roll and butter

"attach to lamp posts in my local area" - but, but you can't do that - the ghosts are already half way up them....

HAHAHAHA Hungry! That's fab!

But how big is Chaos' kitchen.....

Putting pepper on your buttery toast is not as wrong as putting a raw egg on it, which is what Reality does .

How about we all call and whistle set up a fingertip search of the neighbourhood?

Fan out everyone.

"Here Toastie. Toooooastie? Come 'ere Toastie. Good Toastie"

Remember to check in skips, sheds and garages.

Did Getorff steal and destroy it due to her toaster phobia (her thinking may have been along the lines of 'theres another one out of the way!') or did RedRuby steal it due to her toaster fetish?

Oh dear.

Sometimes toasters have to go to a place called Toaster Heaven.
He will be happy there...they have marmite, jam and choc spread and he can toast and toast all day long and never get poorly again.

My toaster is still there. I wish my iron & board would feck off.

I once lost a packet of mince that was defrosting on the unit. That mystery has NEVER been solved.

well according to this toasters used to rule the earth. They're regrouping !! The world is about to be taken over by toasters!