Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

I urge you ALL with shite toasters to sling 'em.

Preferably into someone's skip if you can find one.

Or, go to a local park, hold your toaster by the plug and then spin round in circle imvreasingly faster, with toaster aswirl, and let go, in manner of olympian hammer throws.

I hate toasters. What's the point. They are all crap.

Are you sure it didn't get sent to the toaster farm whatsallthehullaballloo? So it could run and play with the other toasters?

Pepper and salt on toast??? I can't handle DP and his disgusting use of peanut butter on toast!

Maybe it has hooked up with Toaster from Red Dwarf? They do enjoy a crumpet or two, along with other bread related items.

controlpants, either you fucked your link or were all stuck in the toaster vortex

we're

scared TEECat: Oh yes...that sounds more comforting. Tell Chaos!!!

Come sit with me chaos and I'll tell you all about the toaster farm.

::strokes chaos' hair::

It's where toasts go to play and laugh and toast all.day.long!

Plenty of pepper and butter and jam and Nutella for them to roll around in!

::whispers to whatsallthehullabaloo how's that?::

Spooky, I was just think of the toaster from Red Dwarf.

I think the cats had it.

TEECat - perfect. Thank you. I must try harder next time!

I have 2 toasters- one is mine and one is landladys - I moved in to a furnished flat and already had everything.

I vote for bin/garden cos went on fire

My bastard ex Dh once claimed ignorance of the whereabouts of my Le Creuset casserole dish.

He actually (holds onto chair for support) had (gulps back racking sobs) used it [racking sobs and snot] to mix paint in then he threw it away.

[Nurse - may I have my pills now please. I will be very, very good. I promise]

OP

My ex DH has been round your place. I know his form.

I can't do it. GetOrf's in there and she's scaring me. She has nothing against remote controls RemoteOfMiddleton. Just run in and grab it out the drawer. Yes, the drawer under the umm... newly freed up bit of work surface.

Frigging passports.

redrubyblue gasp! No wonder he's an ex!

Scared

It hurt so bad. It was the beautiful red coloured one as well. I have a blue one now and a cream one but tis not the same.

I seem to have two of everything?

I just acquired my first Le Creuset after coveting them for years, red. I would cry if someone mixed paint in it!

Maybe they're remaking 'The brave little toaster save Christmas' and it's gone to audition?

You can have ours if you like. It's not too bad. As long as you know exactly where to place the stool with the plate on top of it to catch the toast as it's hurled at approximately 36mph across the kitchen.

There's also half a Majorcan bus ticket stuck in the bottom. No, we don't understand either.

Scared bear, it gets worse a 'wee diary' has disappeared, check out the 'wee diary thread'.

Oh dear. Time for the OFRS?!?!

Maybe it's left you because it's only almost your favourite appliance? :o

I am crying at this thread - I have to go out soon and I want to know where it is!

have you checked the bins?

how old are the dcs? could they have smuggled out a toaster in their school bag?

Do you think toasters can 'go bad' in the same manner as a Chucky Doll?

Evil and dying man has breathed his demonic alter ego into it and now it is waiting under your bed with a bread knife and chuckling with a rasping Satanic wheeze.

Just a thought