Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Behind the sofa?

Maybe it is now working as a personal trainer in Slough? If Total Jobs are to be believed any way

Umm... I forgot to pack my sunscreen. Could you please forward it on to me?

TIA

Toaster.x

Have you looked in all your bins in case it broke/was broken when someone else used it and they just threw it away thinking it was broken?

Do you have a husband who left unsupervised might decide to take the toaster to work?

Um, have you checked if the TV is still around?

Ring your OH if you have one

Or do you have numberjacks living in your sofa? seen the problem blob around?

Aaargh.

No.

No.

No.

I'm sure it was there when I left at 8:47.

I was last out the house.

DH works away.

Chaos1 is definiteltly at school, I had to take her art homework to her that she forgot. When I nipped in to fetch it, I didn't check the kitchen fir missing things.

Alarm on, double locked door.

No sign of false entry.

Nothing else missing, I don't think.

Utterly Butterly.

Sunscreen?

You're having a larf.

Maybe you sleepwalked (sleptwalked?) last night and made yourself some toast. You burnt it, being asleep and all, and in a fit of petulant rage threw the toaster out of the window.

I stole it.

You pissed me off proper with your toast-eating last night when I was wanging on at ya. With pepper?!

Sozzles 'bout that.

@ Utterly Butterly being a word of exasperation.

It is Hallowe'en soon where the gateway between worlds narrow and spooks can come and go with more ease....do you, perchance have any lampposts outside your house?

Laughing too much to come up with a reasonable explanation

Well, you'll be sorry when I come back all burnt from the smeared butter that's all over me.

Could you tell KettleOfChaos to hurry up? The flight's going to leave soon

I will kind of miss you though. When you stumble in all bleary eyed in your dressing gown. Then you see me and your eyes light up. It's nice to be loved.

Toaster.x

"Could you tell KettleOfChaos to hurry up? The flight's going to leave soon"

Do you have any pets that could have eaten it?

Hungry elves in the garden?

Is your husband like me?

Year of hatred and resentment of a toaster becasue the BASTARDING THING perpetually vomitted crumbs all over the work surface.

I hated it so one day I threw it in next door's skip.

I told DP and DD that they would have to make toast using the grill.

This lasted a week before they cracked and DP went and bought a new toaster

I make them put it in the cupboard after use. I hate toasters.

Perhaps it has run off with my gravy boat and the lid from my big saucepan?

My FIL was convinced the toaster was broken and took it apart to fix it. They've been using the grill for 4 years