Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Well that does narrow it down. Whoever it is should come and take a bow, the whole Prince Philip thing was brilliant.

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I've just had an email:

'Hello.

We wanted to drop you a line about your recent zombie attack on HQ.
Perhaps you could start a thread in Good Housekeeping to help us clear up the mess. Do you think Flylady 15 minutes per day would help?'

I think they're going to want it clean faster than that. Maybe we should all volunteer to go in and help?

I think that may be a good idea Empress. We did make the mess after all

Hehehe - this is the one I got after asking them to delete a post where I'd screwed up the link as IHAYRKA. I told them it would make me look stupid and interfere with my plan for world domination. The response was

Hi there

Thanks for contacting us. We've withdrawn that post for you, wouldn't want to foil your plans of kitchen world domination!

Best wishes

Rebecca
MNHQ

It wasn't stolen so much as borrowed. I was using it to try and catch the zombie parts that kept falling off... I did clean it though!

I think we've given them a good laugh
Do you think I should start the Good Housekeeping thread?

Yes!

Who is DuncanTech ?

Well, obviously DuncanTech is so VERY undercover that he has to be a main suspect...

I actually just popped (heh! see what I've done there?) on to say I saw your toaster last night.

OK I was dreaming. But it was hidden in the doll's house. I think it might be an omen???

There isn't a DuncanTech, Justine? Do I mean Damian? Hang on...

You were disguised as Justine!
Sorry about the mess, real Justine, we'll all help to clear it up.

Absolutely.

Ew... I ate most of those biscuits....

Sorry 'bout that SayGhoul

I'll try to keep splashes to a minimum in future.

Ooh what did Originalviperspit put that got deleted??

I almost outed myself to some people I din't want to. It's not my usual posting name

Oooooh...... I see.....

Oh wait

Sorry!

By the name, I've got a sneaking suspicion.... Have you posted on this thread under another name, OVP?

Sephrenia - the penny dropped for me too!

I've reported my post to get rid of the offending information

that's ok.

we all have these moments! Senior ones, I mean