Hmmmm? If there was an MNtrance exam, what would the questions be?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

1. Are you able to understand irony?
   

a. Yes
b. No
c. Maybe
d. I never irony - just give it a good shake when it comes out the machine
e. All of the above
f. None of the above

[CheerfulYank]

I was panicking! I felt like I was being timed.

[YankNCock]

you're alright, just don't forget me next time neighbour!

[nickelbabe]

I should have been the front runner for N.
:(

[PerAr6ua]

Can I just say - as well as having the best typo ever... Scottishmummy used emoticons! And italics! Never seen that before

[Miggsie]

Write a sentence to include each of the following words/terms in their correct MN context. Extra marks will be given if more than one word is used in a single sentence. All words must be included in at least once. Marks will be deducted for poor spelling, grammar and any use of txtspk.

a) ladygarden
b) twunt
c) fanjo
d) twigs and pebbly shit
e) bunting and cupcakes
f) bridezilla
g) PFB

[WorkingItOutAsIGo]

Thanks Cheerful Yank - I know I was just the W nearest your post but I have never before been named in any list of MNetters - am too much of a lurker and not funny enough/controversial enough to be remembered. You made my Friday night!

[MrsGuyOfGisbourne]

Ths has to be the funniest, funniest , FUNNIEST thread ever! Got as far as the first nice ham before I collapsed in a heap of snorting, and MissHonkover's version of leave the bastard just finished me off... The weekend starts here!

[CheerfulYank]

Always happy to oblige Working! I do know who you are, actually. (Not in a RL stalkerish way, of course, I mean on MN :o )

[CheerfulYank]

That twunt of a Bridezilla is having the wedding party take swimsuit picture and demanding that the bridal party get fanjo waxes! I put up with helping her make the centerpieces (twigs and pebbly shit, don't you know ), and the sickly pink and black bunting she's insisting on having at the reception site to match the cupcakes on the headtable, but she can just bloody well leave my ladygarden out of it! Oh my jeff I hope she's part of the childfree movement, can you imagine how PFB she'd be with sprogs? AIBU to never speak to her again after this travesty of a wedding?!!


:o

[MrsGuyOfGisbourne]

CY

[NorksAreMessy]

Nickel we could share?
CY you's funny lady
chaos thanks for the brilliant thread and even more brilliant typo

[CheerfulYank]

[QuinionsRainbow]

Both questions must be attempted. You may write on both sides of the paper.

(1) Compare and contrast:
MN, NM, MM, NN

(2) Nobdie! Discuss.

[nickelbabe]

thank you Norks
that makes me very happy. :)

[Miggsie]

Sorry, CY, have been distracted recently but I think I can just allow that paragraph as qualifying you as earning full marks.

You can now go to the top of the class and jump off.

[OhdearNigel]

You suspect you might be pregnant. What do you do ?

1. Buy a test
   
2. Go to the doctor
   
3. Post all your symptoms on mumsnet in thread entitled "do you think I might be PG ?"