Hmmmm? If there was an MNtrance exam, what would the questions be?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

1. Are you able to understand irony?

a. Yes
b. No
c. Maybe
d. I never irony - just give it a good shake when it comes out the machine
e. All of the above
f. None of the above

Ah, it hasn't worked, never mind.

Actually, I think I'd like to take you up the front Cunty.

I've met types like you before.

[schoolmarmy]

move you up the front Cunty.

did you know?? you've made it into classics !!

or am i being very slow? probably

Actually, I think I'd like to take you up the front Cunty.

i think that might be the best typo you've ever made chaosy

Now I really have snorted tea all over the place at that typo

If it wasn't so, um, risqué Chaos, that would be quote of the week!

Maybe we should campaign for a typo of the week. Or maybe even a chaos typo of the week. Hmm...

Oh, God, my pelvic floor is not cut out for Chaos' last typo.

Bonus points for times you have actually out loud referred to DS/DD/DH as such. Additional bonus points if you are not from the UK but spend so much time on Mumsnet you begin sprinkling British English phrases into your normal speech, prompting your friends to hold an intervention.

Also: My husband has just politely asked that I desist with the wild shrieks of mirth triggered by CRT's cunty typo. Do I a)put a ribbon in my hair and give him a blowjob or b) leave the bastard?

Mumsnet Driving Test:

Explain the correct motoring procedure for giving way on a narrow country lane, in less than 400 words. You MUST include the words zombie, wave and signboard.

Which of these is the greater crime, and why?
a) American Tan tights
b) Crocs
c) Uggs
d) Fake Uggs
e) Fake Uggs with the sides trampled down

Norks - could you add the option?

d) folded into a tasteful triangle (or other equally pointless shape)

Gusset Bleaching is due to:

a) Acid fanjo
b) Weeing yerself
c) You do what?!
d) I wouldn't know, my pelvic floor/vaginal pH is wonderful daaaahling

Chaos : quote of the week as well as best typo ever. Have some to celebrate!

Am I sad in I actually tried to do TalcandTurnips's wordsearch (but got frustrated because it didn't quite line up).

Just bleached my gusset at that typo choas

I sort of want to do the name a Mumsnetter for every letter one.
ApocalypseCheese, Beesimo, ChaosTrulyReigns, DeulingFanjo , ElmoFan, FridaKahlo, GoMummyGo, Hullygully, ItsGraceAgain , Jamie(in all incarantions :) ), KaraStarbuckThrace, LeQueen, MardyBra, NeverGoogleDragonButter, OTheHugeManatee, Pagwatch, QueenMary, RazzleBathbone, Shineoncrazydiamond, Teaandcakeplease, UndiscoveredApprentice, Valiumredhead, WorkingItOutAsIGo, XStitch, YouAreKidding, Z...WHY CAN'T I THINK OF A Z?

But I made it in as your U - I have made it in the MN real world!!!!!!!!!!

ZacharyQuack.

Blast!!!!

I hear your frustrations MardyBra re the wordsearch - it all lined up in the message box and then went skewiff when I posted it! Took feckin ages too.

However - the words/phrases contained within were:

Bumsex (of course!)
My Fanjo
BF V FF
Gin and tonic
Wogan's Cock
Greggs
Cod
Fruit Shoots
PFB
Rivers of Sweetcorn
MIL
Pombears
Wunk
Moldies
Per Una
Jayden
Bat

Actually - I seem to have buggered up Bumsex - it now has an F in it.

That was so difficult! These wordsearch Johnnies really earn their money - unsung heroes of the puzzle world [jingoism emoticon]

I am going to change my name to ZorksAreMessy just to get on cheerful's list

You were actually the front runner for N but then I had to give it to Dragon as it's become so iconic :)

How come I'm NEVER anyone's Y?