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Do you dunk your penis?

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SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:16

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

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Fairylea · 08/10/2013 09:18

Really!!!? And you're not a troll?? :)

No. We have a normal bedside table. With books and a lamp.

Not a sex clean up bit!

I get up for a wee and wipe and then dh does and that's it!

Sunnysummer · 08/10/2013 09:20

Have never heard of this. And used to be quite the harlot, so really think I would have seen in, if it were a common thing. But maybe my tastes just run to the unwashed...?

Has there ever been a midnight mixup with a glass of drinking water?

Am waiting in fascination to see rest of responses.

MamaChubbyLegs · 08/10/2013 09:21

Grin!! No! I bidet and he showers in the same room together at the same time!! if we can be bothered

I'd hate to get the spermy beaker mixed up with the squash beaker in the middle of the night Grin

AnythingNotEverything · 08/10/2013 09:22

I think this is strange. I've never heard of dunking.

Happydays12345 · 08/10/2013 09:22

Imagine that, accidently drinking it.

SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:24

No I'm not a troll. I have only ever slept with my H and we've always done this! Might have started when we were teens and couldn't make a dash to the bathroom in our parents houses.

Luckily my drinking water is in a sports bottle!! Grin

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LauraChant · 08/10/2013 09:24

What gets me is your NN combined with the subject matter. Grin.

Frances Hodgson Burnett must be spinning in her grave.

Faverolles · 08/10/2013 09:25

Is the water cold?
Would it not overflow during dunking and create more mess?

BaldricksTurnip · 08/10/2013 09:26

Urgh yuck! No way Jose baby wipes for us!

Bumbolina · 08/10/2013 09:27

Urgh - the thought of that makes me nauseous!

RevelsRoulette · 08/10/2013 09:27

I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

NoMoreMadCatLady · 08/10/2013 09:28

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Fairylea · 08/10/2013 09:28

Crying at "plunges his knob in a bucket" !!

SaraCrewe · 08/10/2013 09:29

I don't think he wants to spring off the bed but doesn't want to sit there sticky, so I dash off to pee while he does his temporary clean. I am sure at least one other person will come along and say they do something like this, I am sure.

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AnnieLobeseder · 08/10/2013 09:30

Oddest thing I ever heard. At our messiest we use a towel. Why on earth can't he just wait until you're done in the bathroom? Confused

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phantomhairpuller · 08/10/2013 09:31


Wow Confused

TallulahBetty · 08/10/2013 09:31

Penis beaker???

Is this.. a thing? Grin Grin Grin

SourSweets · 08/10/2013 09:32

Ah the sex clean up section is the least romantic thing I've ever heard!

Lizzylou · 08/10/2013 09:32

No, no we don't do this.

Fenton · 08/10/2013 09:32

OP your penis dunking bedside beaker is odd.

You see another day and I'm blessed with another sentence I never thought I'd say.

I love MN.

whatkungfuthat · 08/10/2013 09:33

Nope, never heard of this. I really don't think you are going to find many people who have. Unless you pee like a racehorse for hours can he not wait? or use a towel/t-shirt/whatever is laying around on the floor

Happydays12345 · 08/10/2013 09:34

I'm not sure they will Op. Grin

This is one of the funniest things I've heard.

We just use tissues then go to the toilet.

There's no way we could do penis dunking, the cat would drink the water!

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