Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Thanks Vinny

I am bella and need to lose another 101bs.

'Lo. I am Poledra and I need to stop spending so much time here and get my bloody work done.

Is this thread number 40? we should celebrate

I do not expect to be faced with cock trailing over active convos whilst eating my breakfast. Your language is fucking disgusting.

Daytime into night - we can get pissed and try to shop as me and BoF spectacularly failed at haha

Sounds like you will fit right in then ShowOfHands, do you want to join us?

ooooh cock in the thread title, there will be moaners.

Kooks - Cock

much of a muchness

(Thats what happens when you let me loose to create threads)

Welcome to the fucking nuthouse our lovely healthy eating thread SOH

Swearing burns twice as many calories as being polite does.

I am Alice and i am not trying to lose weight as i am pregnant, but i am trying to eat more healthily, as i don't want to put on too much excess weight.

Laptop seems back to normal now, so not getting cross with it

Not going out this morning now as DD refused to get dressed. Have only just managed to dress her now, and i am bloody exhausted

Shredded wheat for breakfast again and some orange juice

Morning

Squeezy - still trying to shift a stone or a stone and a half.

Vinny - I got my graze box this morning, very nice, thanks for the code. I got mine free and sent the half price one to SIL at her work. She just text me to say it's fab I got olives in citrus oil (YUM!), chocolate covered apricots (YUM), Acapulco mix (YUM) and chilli almonds (HOT)

Am out today, need to sort some stuff for a wedding, put cheques in the bank, see if I can get some teal coloured accessories for the house and later this afternoon we are going to see Avatar. Woohoo!

Was it Trills who went to see Avatar? You liked it Trills didn't you?

Your welcome Squeezy, the olives are delicious arent they?

If anyone else wants to try a graze box, you can get your first box free and second half price [[http://www.graze.com/p/9KTNMYZ. here]

opps, here

I'm losing pounds as I type. Sod healthy eating, I'm sitting here watching one of the Sky Special Interest channels and laughing like a drain. And no you filthy mares, it's not special like that, it's a very muscular woman spinning round on a torture device piece of exercise equipment.

"You too could wear a bikini in 4 weeks time". In Norfolk? In February. Piss orf.

I quite like it in here, all cocks aside.

I've lost 2.5 stones this year acksherley having turned into a whale whilst pg.

Right, better go, work and all that. Will catch up when having a quiet moment.

Well done on the weight loss SOH, do you have dieting tips to share then? or is it all down to watching special sky programmes while pissing your pants?

PMSL at Ruby

Did you mean last year (2009) SOH

see you've coxed a few newbies in with that title vinny. shinney'll be impressed.

I'm DEM -got 10kg to lose. Dont work in stones dont like it. although sometimes swap. so watch the units (kg/stone bit)
Trying to sort out the chaos of my life at the moment and for my virtuous breakfast ate toast and homemade plum jam.

Just ruined it by eating a chocolate bar and a small bottle of coke but tis progress in right direction and have just discovered my car underneath the muck -used a thing called an bucket and yellow squishy thing i think is called a sponge. tis been a while since it was cleaned tis cleaner that it was but have to remove the muck to see the dirt.

at Ruby, you know what I mean...

Dieting tips. You must just excuse me while I snort with laughter. I couldn't diet if Damian Lewis naked on a cracker was the reward at the end of it all. I don't know what happened while pregnant, I was still cycling 16 miles a day (I can't drive) and swimming regulary but I turned into some kind of human blimp.

I eat fairly healthily really and I don't drink so just added more exercise into my day. I run 4/5 times a week (I couldn't run ten yards without having to lie on the road and cry at first) and can comfortably do 10/15k now and am back to a size 10.

I couldn't diet. I find the idea of having to say 'I can't have that' to a lovely cake absolutely heartbreaking. It's not fair to the cake. It was born to be eaten, I'm denying it its life purpose.

Oh i wish i could run, i would need an oyxgen tank strapped to my back to be able to run 10 yards

I cant say no to cakes either, i just feel so sorry for them, sitting there waiting to be eaten

SOH - i have the same mindset when it comes to food. I couldn't turn down a piece of cake/pizza/bag of chips/hot chocolate with squirty cream and a flake. Just try to be sensible most of the time. I am in awe of Bella being able to have a roast dinner without having any roast potatoes

Damien Lewis would definitely help me diet, SoH, he'd out me off my food (if he's the one I think he is).

I want to wear a bikini in 4 weeks time. First I need some money and some holiday time, and a flight to a sunny place.