Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Loving the new thread title & Vinnys intro

I'm Norma, I still need to lose 2 stone 3lbs & am getting no-where fast due to shit self control!

Norma, you cannot make a statement like that then not tell us how you embarrassed yourself! C'mon, spill!

Sorry forgot link

what have you done Norma? i embarrass myself everyday so you are not alone [gri]

Wonder how many calories going bright red burns off?!

Urgh - I must get some will power to lose this weight, it's taking far to long & I have no-one to blame but myself. I need to kick myself up the bum!

Oh dear Norma! There, there

Well - at least you've all had a laugh for the day

I on the other hand am never leaving the house again!

Norma, serious question.......

Had you groomed?

oh Norma sorry but that is funny

Thankfully Lizzy, I like to keep a tidy garden

No, we just like to use the word cock as frequently as we can

Cock

cock

COCK

see?

Shiney - turned over a new leaf overnight have you

Oh Norma, that was unfortunate and embarrassing, poor you...

Hello all. Nice to see some fresh members, let's all stand to attention for our Glorious Leader

How are you doing Shiney on ww?

I still have a grim cold sort of thing, this cheered me up though

Shiney, Norma is talking about Cock a lot to deflect attaention from the fact that she showed her (groomed) front bum to an entire restaurant.

The rest of us are pure as..........

COCK!!!!!!!!

At least I was well groomed, & only last night too so it was at least incredibly neat!!

Shiney I missed you being on WW, how you finding it? Handy doing it online isn't it!

VT.........lololololoL!!!!

If I click one of your links again today and see that...that....well THAT!!!...I will need therapy

lol got you again

Did someone say 'cock'?

I'm Yank and I've got a million pounds to lose. (okay it's more like 6 stone 13lbs at the moment) Me and DH (MrCock, or should that be DrCock?) have a pact to get ourselves sorted before we're 35, so we have a year and a half to go. He wants to lose about 4.5 stone.

I am doing Weight Watchers online, and DH is doing it by default since we basically eat the same stuff and have the same number of points due to me breastfeeding. I also deny him creme eggs and force him on the scales every Monday.

I have a nearly 5-month-old who is screaming at me to get off MN.....

Perhaps we should put these in the welcome bags to the thread!!

Had had a really shite day...I knew you guys would cheer me up!!