Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Fanny - tell me more about nice wicker storage drawers.... You seem to be my source of info at the mo

I do like a bit of throbbing now and again...

rofl - actually this is tame to my normal tastes. I think it could be safe to say ds is going to have to be very keen on classic or orpera to drive me mad with his music taste when he is a teenager. loving dubstep and drum'n'bass still. Need to hunt down the new pendulum album for the car.

Sink your eddy izzard raise you van diesel.

Bella have put the pork recipe on the recipe thread. here are the ones we are getting

i read that wrong five time to go find something less encouraging for the brain ...

Hi.

Can I please sign up for some of that Cock of which you speak??

SOH - Alan Davis is kind of my secret (quite ashamed of) crush

Must get off the sofa....

Hi goobs, yes you are welcome to sign up here

AaaaarrggGGHHHHHhhh!

Thanks Fanny . Am liking the extra large rattan basket thing with the lid. It is just for the conservatory to put all the wii and x-box games and gubbins in.

Lol at Vinny - you have made a huuuuuge impression with the thread title - Shiney will be pleased

Oh.

P'raps another time.

Come back Goober

Hello all- have just had my hair cut and highlighted, so haven't been on here all day. Unfortunately my hairdryer has blown a fuse, so I am shivering away hoping it airdries before I freeze. Good for calorie-burning though.

Nice to see ShowOfHands- a woman of taste and discernment, clearly, apart from Alan Davies, but I can overlook that one...

Love the thread title and intro too Vinny. You truly are a talented TIT (that's Thread Invention Tsar, for those who don't know) . And I say that as a Tsar With Authority for Titles.

I s'pose that pic is a good way to lose weight; it has put me off my tea!

.....and tomorrow's tea.....

A cock thread. Marvelous. But will you PLEASE STOP LINKING Terry Wogan's pic! I innocently click on it and then end up feeling nauseous for about an hr. Still, I suppose it's stops me eating.

My name is MyCatIsABiggerBastardThanYours. My cat is a bastard, I'm porky, but have lost 4st and got another 2 to go. I am currently flirting with Food Focus and Weight Watchers

And.. Damien Lewis, yes, v nice and all that, but what is with the small mouth? A tad too cats bum for my liking.

Now Aiden Quinn on the other hand has a lovely mouth, amongst other things.

http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/original/1016wogan.jpg oooh talking of gorgeous men

and here is another

VT - you sod! I flippin well did it again! Bleeeuuurrrgggghhhh!

Thank god I've got to go get DS. I shall not be MNing whilst he's around, he'll be traumatised for life if he sees that.

well thats what you get for insulting our mascot

Oh girls, I have totally embarrassed myself this afternoon