Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Oh, I always get him mixed up with Toby Stephens, who is truly scrumptious.
Didn't Damian Lewis play Jeffery Archer? Put me right off.

I'm wastingaway, (hopefully) and have a v. large amount to lose.
My current fad plan is the No S diet, wherein I save all the lonely little cakes for the weekend.

Yeah I did see Avatar Squeezy and it was great. Plot slightly thin but so beautiful that I could forgive it.

i just googled Damien Lewis, urgghhh now i feel sick, have you shit in your eyes?

Toby Stephens looks a bit wicked doesn't he? Which is rather appealing.

Welcome SOH!

I'm Hells, currently on phase 2 of the south beach diet. Have lost about 8 lbs now (in 2 and a bit weeks) and have another 8 or so to go.

Fully wicked.

I wanted Toby Stephens for Bond, but he's already played a baddy. He's got that dark side to him.

Hells 8lb is fab! is the south beach diet expensive?

Sorry Hells, got a bit focussed on Toby Stephens there! Well done! That's a great loss!

Vinny & Wasting...it's the loss I was banging on about last week (it was about 6 then) just mentioning it again for the start of the thread and to show off a bit

Vinny - the book isn't expensive but to be honest because I have a lot of meat and fish on it, it does tend to push my weekly shopping bill up a bit...though I"m sure there are ways round that if you are careful.

Well done Hells

Damian Lewis

I suggest you're all feeling a little light-headed. Perchance, you need more calories. He's like a vision of everything that is good and right with the world.

I must also admit that I have a crush on David Mitchell though so there is the smallest chance that my taste is somewhat different to your, you know, normal person.

I'm off to google south beach diet and Toby Stephens. I'll let you know which is more appealing.

too freckly and weirdy looky for me

I'd have Damien, Toby and David Mitchell please.

I have also been derided for my Hugh Dennis crush.

Well done on your loss Hells, my scales are not for budging, though will have a proper weigh in on FRiday and see.......

Toby Stephens has a face like a bag of pickled foreskins. What's wrong with you all?

And I've read the South Beach Diet blurb and it didn't minimise my cravings at all. I still want Damian Lewis on a cracker.

Actually, I really don't need the cracker.

Stop making me google ugly men, i've just eaten

Oh no I like Hugh Dennis. Perfectly acceptable. Funny too, enormously attractive. See also Russell Howard and Eddie Izzard.

now your taking the piss with Eddie Izzard arent you?

No to Eddie, yes to Russell.

SOH, you are already South Beaching if you have refused the cracker

I only visualise Hugh Dennis in My Hero.

Hello All

I am Five/Fanny. I have shed loads to lose but love the chat on here. I am doing WW which suits me but I do have a day or a night off a week.

I have achieved nothing today just moved stuff around but did order some nice wicker storage drawers for the kitchen.

lol at vinny. Good to see SOH has settled in well.

i have discovered a benefit to being ill. Cant taste fruit and veg anymore so they are actually appealing at the mo. Been very good this lunch chicken in gravy with pasta.

I cant believe they are playing tie me kangeroo down on radio one

What's wrong with Eddie Izzard? Attractive, funny, good collection of skirts, educated, liberal. Honestly are you all blind and deaf?

I'm running out of men to suggest to you.

Paul Bettany?
Alan Davies?
Charlie Brooker?

You're going to tell me you're the sort of women who find Johnny Depp and his ilk attractive. Poor show.

Might fancy a cracker after all this...

No, not Johnny Depp - Si King

Tho' I do actually mean it.

DEM, it's punishment for listening to an inferior radio station. I'm too old for R1, it's noisy and I don't like the proliferation of inappropriate gerunds used by shouty djs. "I'm loving it" is not acceptable parlance I'm afraid. They only use present participles to make them feel alive when the music and noise around them sounds so much like a slow death.

Oh good girl. Si King. Cooks, big throbbing machine between his legs. Perfectly adequate.