Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

have added you

I have a friend recommendation but not sure who it is, think it's someone from here though!

can everyone in the facebook cult go to the facebook discussion thread called 'MN names check in now' - and declare yourselves So it's easier to work out who is who.

I think mines obvious

MyCat - work? what is you do?

Have just literally sat down (ala Vinny stylee in the toilet ). I got home from work at 5.20 and started the tea, made the butties for tomorrow and made some brownies.

bella - I do work of the devil - marketing. I'm freelance henc ethe strange hrs.

I'm pissed off right now. DD woke up DS going to bed, he has now yelled for 45mins, partly because when DH went to settle him he thought sternly and loudly saying 'that's enough Hamish' was going to help an 11mth old go to sleep! I have now left DH putting DD to bed and I'mn afraid to say I have left DS screaming (only for a few mins) because he is not getting the message that he must go to sleep. Trouble is his bedroom is next to DD's so until he goes off, she wont.

FFS, I'm going to have to go back up! fuck, fuck fuck (scuse me language!).

ahhh here you all are.

Glad i found you. DP got made redundant again today
didnt want to start its own thread but wanted to tell someone. he doesnt want me to tell my family just yet.

Not been a great day, had a cheese salad sarnie for lunch and i havent fancied anything tonight.

i have a horrid fear that i will just end up snacking on rubbish later.

AS for the Sleb story. It was a boy band member who currently appears in CBB. he has a tiny nob and a huge mirror hanging above his bed. not only did he turn his own album on as a soundtrack for him having sex (cos i sure as hell don't remember getting any!) but he spent the entire 2 minutes looking into the mirror at himself.

can someone give me a link to the facebook group

gosh DD is being a baby menace - she will not go to sleep because of her stuffed up nose. She's not unhappy - just moaning a bit and then jabbering if i go into her and thinking it's play time. Urghh.

Bella - when you are in London - are you in town on the Friday as well as the Saturday? Any chance we could do the meet up then? As long as I can sort out a babysitter (I don't think DD would be much help in Harvey Nicks!) I will be able to make the Friday for sure (having trouble rearranging my current Saturday arrangements).

Aww MyCat - tis tough when they won't settle

What a crap situation for you to be in Mamazon - in his line of work are jobs easy to come by? I take it you mean DB?

Hells, tis only the Saturday I'm afraid. Not to worry. I am sure I can amuse myself in the shops . We can always have an mn meet up towards the summer and get more of us to go?

Mamazon - so sorry about your DH - that's horrible. Is he in an industry that it will be tricky for him to find something else?

On a lighter note - is little nob DB??

I don't know how to do links from FB - but if you search 'facebook members of the shiney cult' it should come up?

Bella - I'm going to keep trying to rearrange as I would love to meet up - I've got a while yet to persuade them

yes yes it is dick brain himself.

DP works in sales. he was only with this firm 4 months and its justt gone under. he was out of work for 4 months prior to this job as he was made redundant. he has a "it must be me" complex at the moment and so doesnt want everyone knowing and pitying him.

Redundancy is so horrendous for the ego but in reality - in most cases it's just cold hard figures rather than anything personal IMO (and that is obviously the case if the firm when under!). HOpe you can help him through it but it must be bloody hard for you all.

And DB! So that explains why he didn't want to wear the mankini!

I hope something turns up soon Mamazon.

dont watch it but i cant see why he wouldnt. its not like there is any thing that would fall out

DD & DS all quiet (well almost). I am now finally cooking dinner and all thoughts of working tonight are out of the window. Calmer now I've had a glass of wine.

mamazon - that's really crap for you. Can he do something on his own? Set up his own business or go freelance or something? I really hope something turns up for him soon.

Sorry about your dp's jb mamazon and at the DB thing

I have a pain in the back of my head, its not a headache, ir like a weird pain, stress maybe, i think i need to lie dwon

Vinny, I hope you feel better tomorrow. Do you think you might need to visit the gp?

mamazon. on a more serous note Sorry about DP's job. shit that really.

I have succeeded with the todo list but failed with the diet plan. definetly coming down with something and it is not helping my dieting thoughts. comfort food is appealing, that and meds. Need to find the vits and an early night.

Lo all, just trying to catch up with work as I missed doing most of it today.

Sorry about your DP, Mamazon, I am sure he'll find something, I things are supposed to be picking up .

Knackered and achey again, going to be another early night

he was a buyer for a construction company but this latest job was as a sales exec.

think he'd work in macdonalds if they offered him something right now.

He knows deep down it has very little to do with him, but he is just so depressed about it. He hadnt seen it coming at all this time.

Hi All.

Mamazon - sorry about your dp's job - hope he finds something better soon.

Shiney - well done on 4lbs gone already.

I've had a shitty day - playground nightmares where I've inadvertently put my foot in it and ds2 being toddler from hell.

Have had bath, glass of wine and read of grazia and feeling a little calmer.

Had all 3 dc's in bed by 6.30pm tonight as so exhausted by them.