Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

[VinegarTits]

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

Ooooooh I love a bit of TW's cock!

Hi my names Jaq and I like to eat lots, sadly this has resulted in my ample 25 stone frame. My diet begins (again) on Thursday amd I shall be aiming to lose 10 stone over all. However, I shall be taking each stone as it comes and hoping to drop the first 2 stone asap so I get back to where I was a few months ago on the shiney thread.

I'm hit and miss on here at the moment due to laptop issues and Uni work that I should be doing, but I'm hoping to log my food intake and exercise with you each day as of Thursday.

I will be getting my official start weight on Wednesday evening at SW and will let you know what it is.

Until then I am happy to eat lots of food and talk about cock to my hearts content. DP wishes those statements were the other way around, but he's not that lucky

jaq are you the admin person for the MN group, how do I find it?

Yes I am, and you can find it by searching for

Facebook members of the shiney cult unite

I may let you join if you are very nice to me

Facebook group is here

I will bow down before you and worship you.

That's brilliant Shiney - it does make a big difference writing everything down and uses the trackers. I started to do this yesterday and it is a lot easier to see where the points are adding up.

Oh yes the initiation comes after the bowing down to me though

bows down to JH

I'm off home to my bed

Glad your not bowing down to TW, he would have your eye out with that.

Glad you're getting on well with it Shiney. I did WW via the meetings first time round but much prefer doing it online, plus easier to keep track (when I do it properly) I find too. Sounds like you're on track for a good weigh in well done!

Blimey shiney. That's really good

Norma - my worst nightmare!!! You poor thing !

My weird crush at the moment is dominic west (when he had hair). Watching my boxed set of The Wire and his hard drinking, womanisng, super cop ways make me come over all unnecessary

Shiney, that is fab.
We need you to kick us all into shape!

Hells, have never watched The Wire (think will get the box set now), but I am sure Dominic West was on an episode of Have I got News for you?...if it was him, yep, he's on my list too!

Well done Shiney.

Won't let me access the page at the moment so wwill have to worship at a later date.

I've been thinking about trying to get some episodes of The Wire (by wholey legal means of course). Was listening to a podcast where they reckoned it was the best thing on telly (in the USA) for the last ten years.

Gah, was just looking at Terry Wogan's cock, and then TW himself was on the telly. I let out an involuntary screech of horror and nearly woke the baby.

That is absolutely brilliant Shiney! Really well done...

I am kick boxing tonight and am feeling motivated and inspired, I do wish my poor tummy would stop swelling up though.

I have been so careful today but it gets so tender and swollen. I am afraid I am going to take some Kaolin and Morphine because if I don't get out I am going to implode.

It's pretty hard to get into (The Wire - NOT TW's cock). But once you do it's addictive.

How are we all. I am supposed to be working, but here I am again! WIll have to do some though, otherwise I shall lose weight by the fact of having no money to buy and food to actually eat!

Shiney - well done on 4lbs already

Norma - v funny. I am pleased to hear your grooming was up to scratch.

Right, off to work (and put my calories into Food FOcus). See ya later.

What on Earth do you mean MyCat

I will NOT be fooled again Norma!

I've just sent out friend requests on FB to people I think are from this thread. I've pyt My cat is a bastard on the message. Either that or I've sent out a very odd message about my cat to some random people!

did you add me on FB mycat? i am vinegartits johnson, incase you cant find me

Yes, I sort of spotted your name, funny, what with it being so inconspicuous an' all . My initials are JM.