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Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

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VinegarTits · 19/01/2010 10:29

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

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TrillianAstra · 23/01/2010 11:31

She looks cool, but mere mortals must wear tops that cover their bums if they have leggings on. And get the thickest leggings possible, or wear tights under them, so they are properly properly opaque.

V sensible Georgie

TrillianAstra · 23/01/2010 11:32
TrillianAstra · 23/01/2010 18:53

Bellllla... the thread neeeeeeeds you.....

VinegarTits · 23/01/2010 19:28

I will have the last word instead shall i?

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