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Put some sunSHINE into your life with a bit of --cock-- healthy eating chat

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VinegarTits · 19/01/2010 10:29

Hello and welcome to our 39th millionth thread, it is now the year 2051, and we are all six stone and full of botox looking slim and sexy, actually its not, thats just me predicting my future

I am Vinny and i need to lose 1st 4lbs, i am going to live on a diet of vitamins and sex for the next 3 months

Actuallt scrap the sex thats just me wishful thinking

All are welcome, we are a friendly bunch of nutters

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WhereChaosTheoryRules · 22/01/2010 22:27

am off to bed before i talk myself out of the meet up. night.

RoyaltyIsMyOnlyDelusion · 22/01/2010 22:27

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DreamsInBinary · 22/01/2010 22:30

Night DEM. You are coming.

WhereChaosTheoryRules · 22/01/2010 22:34

erm shiney you about? you lived down flashing your norks at the neighbours yet. Have had a minor incident

TrillianAstra · 22/01/2010 22:50

WHat's your incident Chaos? Was it norky?

RumourOfAHurricane · 23/01/2010 08:32

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Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 09:21

Good morning

Feeling quite jolly this morning (amazing what 12hrs sleep can do ) Just had an enormous bowl of shreddies and drinking some orange juice.

Weighed myself yesterday and i had put on about 2lbs, which isn't too bad, but really can't afford to put on 2lbs a week! Must drink more water - and that goes for the rest of you too

Right, off to get dressed the market to stock up on healthy fruit and vegetables.

VinegarTits · 23/01/2010 09:50

Good morning

Debating whether to have a bacon butty or not, ds2 just told my friend 'my mummy has big boobies because she ate everything'

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MitsubishiWarrioress · 23/01/2010 10:07

Hullo,

I feel hungover, which is a bit unfair but usually a sign of a migraine. I haven't slept well for about a week and am flagging a little.

But at least it is saturday!!

You sound perky Alice
And DEM....yes do tell.......you can't keep us in suspense like this.

Maybe a good bounce will sort me out

Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 10:33

A good bounce works wonders Mitts

Vinny - that must be why i have big boobs

FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 23/01/2010 10:55

Morning

I am wondering if I need new scales. The other week they said I had lost 4lbs then put 3 on in a matter of days.

This morning I weighed 13st 2lbs in my bra and knickers. I did 40 minutes of my exercise DVD, drank some water and had a hot cross bun, weighed myself naked and I was 12st 13lbs.

Have just been out and bought 2 pears and some veg to make soup. I will get this flipping weight off.

Georgimama · 23/01/2010 11:03

Is Shiney doing a divide and rule thing here? Starts another thread then carries on with this one - very suspicious behaviour. I sense malevolent intentions in our cult leader....

VinegarTits · 23/01/2010 11:08

Georgie we always start a new thread when the old thread is nearly full, so we can link to it and everyone can find us

We also like to finish the old thread off as we dont like waste and Bella likes to get the last word

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TrillianAstra · 23/01/2010 11:08

Are you starting a mutiny there Georgi? Is there going to be a Georgi-licious healthy etaing thread stating up soon? Do we have to choose sides? Will there be an epic battle in JUne?

wastingaway · 23/01/2010 11:10
Grin
Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 11:12

Fab - obviously your bra weighs a lot An ex housemate used to swear she was nearly half a stone lighter after doing a poo

Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 11:14

Trills - glad you're about, what do you think of these old jegging things? Do you think i could get away with some to wear with long tops? Or should i just get some chunky gold jewellery and trainers now?

Georgimama · 23/01/2010 11:14

I just wondered if there was a sub cult/inner sanctum thing in the best manner of all cults - admittance of which is only available through giving leader lots of money attaning a state of spiritual cleanliness.

TrillianAstra · 23/01/2010 11:20

I am slowly slowly warming to the idea of jeggings actually Alice... it may be something to do with the fact that skinny jeans don't ever fit me (if they fit are the right size for my waist then the thigh bit is the right size for my calf...)

Are you feeling/looking pregnant yet or are you in the awful in-between stage where you know why you're getting bigger but no-one else does?

Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 11:25

I feel fat, but my clothes still fit (although a bit snug) except my bras. I have one bra that actually fits now. I put my skinny kick flare jeans on today and fear this could be the last day i wear them. I am tending to wear clothes that i had stopped wearing because they were on the big side before.

Thought jeggings could be the way forward, not sure i can bring myself to wear leggings yet, though saw Marina and the Diamonds looking really cool in leggings. so maybe....

Georgimama · 23/01/2010 11:27

I always do a poo before weighing myself.

That comes under the catagory of "TMI" doesn't it?

Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 11:28

here hope it works

Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 11:28

Georgie

Alicetheinvisible · 23/01/2010 11:30

Does work, not sure about the sweater though

WhereChaosTheoryRules · 23/01/2010 11:31

SOrry only just woken up. had 13hrs sleep and feel crap. tis the good night after bad week sleep effect. and i suspect i am dehydrated.

In answer to your question yes it involved norks. was lying half naked in bed last night as cba to finish getting ready for bed. got up to use the toilet and discovered i had left the curtain opens from keeping an eye of the teenage shits that have been damaging cars recently. neighbours got the opportunity for a good view. I didnt look to find out and shut the stupid curtain. not specatular but just for mushy brain.

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