New wife. How to skin a sausage?

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Polish Sausage or Chorizo or similar: How do I skin them without destroying the shape of it?

New wife?

There is a dedicated sex board, you can ask there.

😂

So many questions….

is this a skill you think comes with marriage?
is it just polish and Spanish sausages you’re struggling with?

but mainly…..

why????

Score lengthwise with a very sharp knife
get your nail behind a corner and pull slowly.
Should come off in one go

How very 1950's . Use a v sharp small knife. Pierce at the top in 3 places and peel. The meat will be malleable, so you can keep it in shape

You just peel off the skin. Like a circumcision, except you take off the whole lot, not just the top.

Hope that helps

If he's upset you this early on in the marriage I would consider leaving, not violence.

Is this a euphemism?

Let's hope so

teach him how to skin his own sausage, will save you a whole lot of hassle

teach him how to skin his own sausage, will save you a whole lot of hassle ITLR

Keep your filth on the Sex topic please!

I’ve been married eleven years and have never skinned a sausage. Or described myself as a ‘new wife’, come to think of it.

Hmmmm, so much wrong about this post, I’ll bet OP does not return to answer any of our questions.

Do we definitely mean Sausage and not THE sausage ? 🤔

dont Overthink it, just pull and see what happens

That was my first thought!

What has your marital status got to do with it?

I'm an old wife and have never skinned a sausage 🤔

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I’ve been married twice and never skinned a sausage. Maybe that’s what went wrong with the first marriage.

I’ll practice tonight to save my marriage

Again, not sure what the new wife part has to do with anything but I have never skinned a chorizo sausage in my life and eat it quite regularly. You can eat it as it is, raw or cooked.

Chorizo is a firm sausage, skinning it will not change the shape of the meat. Some skins come off easier than others, but as PPs said- run a knife down it and you’ll be able to peel the skin off.

I wonder if your DH is on a forum somewhere saying ‘New husband. How do I put up shelves?’

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I won't start skinning sausages in case my dp proposes...I never want to get married again!

I'm just here to see if the OP comes back.....