New wife. How to skin a sausage?

[LouJou]

Polish Sausage or Chorizo or similar: How do I skin them without destroying the shape of it?

Yes, you don't want any mince-work in the downstairs area. It's all messy enough as-is.

Now I want a good sausage roll...

@plumtreebroke
Why don't you just buy sausage meat 🤔.

1950s, welcome back

Good god, did your mother not teach you how to do this?! 😭

Life is too short for skinning sausages and peeling grapes.

much better to bury the sausage under a new patio. more effective and also you get a new patio. alternately for 100% peace of mind, bury sausage under a bed of endangered/rare plants that are illegal to uproot. happy days

New wife. How to skin a sausage? How do I skin them without destroying the shape of it?
Questions often posed in the early days of her marriage by our own dear late Queen.

I read that with Nigella’s voice in my head

Don't you just eat the skin? Or is that just me?

@Sunshineandflipflops careful!

The best way I found is to give him the knife and tell him to do it himself.

Ok now I'm dying 😆

🤔

I cannot tell you how much this made me laugh! Thank you!! 🍆

Tell him you’re vegan.

I think the most important thing is to relax and rip it off like a plaster. He'll thank you for it later.

Have you tried asking his old wife how she peeled his sausage? Mind you, she may not have done it very well, hence being old wife.

Given the OPs previous posts, maybe its a typo and should read 'new life'... or 'new knife'. Or maybe 'new wifi'... Or maybe she HAS a new wife (woman from the gym) and needs to impress her with skinned polish sausage...

You don’t skin polish sausages
( take it as info from reliable source, I’m Polish)

New husband - how do I stuff a taco?

Those is making me cackle in the dentist's waiting room

🤣🤣

Stuffing the taco 😂😅😆

Best ever food/recipes thread.

With a very sharp pointy knife - right down the length

Don't go too deep now

You need to ask your new husband how he wants his sausages skinned. (Presuming you're straight, though I can't imagine a lesbian or gay man asking such a question)