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Running our way into 2012...

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ibbydibby · 14/12/2011 21:52

Supposed to be working but could not resist challenge of new thread title!

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fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 21:58

DrNo I'm a slave to 8 hour cream, in fact on my 20 miler yesterday, tucked into waist band of fanny pack was tube of it!! Uses it for chaffage and lips. Ouch to pits being fucked. How tall are you DrNo? That doesn't help re weight loss, taller you are worse it looks too.

Teeny bit of pink here - would never wear it for normal clothes but don't mind it for running. In one of the running mags this month there was an article on Osaka Marathon and the teeny gorgeous Japanese runners had the most amazing running clobber on.

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 21:59

My brooks have purple on 'em. Like Barney the Dinosaur has designed them.

Watching Black Swan. Not sure I like it...

DrNortherner · 19/12/2011 22:00

I love it too fanny, dh hates the smell though so complains muchly when I have it on my lips.

I just made a boob and posted about buying a thong for fanny on a thread about bare fannies instead of this one....... oops!

DrNortherner · 19/12/2011 22:01

BTW I'm 5'4'' so smaller than your average female I think.

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:06

GrinGrin DrNo I've just found that!! Hilarious! Hey I'm defo buying that, I actually can run with cheese wire up me crack you know!!

I'm 5ft 6 so average too...

DrNortherner · 19/12/2011 22:08

here it is for those of you who want to see it. The model has a very veiny trunk. Too much shredding?Grin

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:11

I want youse to all club TOGEVA and buy me a t-shirt which says on the back "Fast as Fuck Fanny at Manny Cockwatch" so when I'm overtaking people they can all balk.

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:13

However the "fast as fuck" will depend if wind us behind me...

rhetorician · 19/12/2011 22:15

eurgh! veins! I am mighty pissed off that they nicked by marathong joke...(veterans of this thread will recall that particular typo!)

just put heating on and dd2 just gone ballistic with her snottiness - no more heating for us then. Crack open the woolly jumpers

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:17

rhet you need my Humidifier with Olbas oil added to the water! Poor DD2 but poor you and DP, it's flaming hard work.

AlmaWalkingInAWinterWonderland · 19/12/2011 22:20

Ah, I don't have any pink stuff yet but very pleased with all my purple. I do have bamboo fingerless multicoloured gloves though, which are rather fetching.

Are chapped lips a running thing? Mine have been really sore since I started, getting through lots of Blisteze and wondering if I need a good SPF lipbalm or something. Not that I'm out in the sun much at the moment!

peachLFDTsmuggler · 19/12/2011 22:21

Good lord, what a sinewy lady! Not nice.

rhetorician · 19/12/2011 22:21

fanny it's fine - it's just a bit crap for her poor mite. Going to leave heating off and windows open

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:25

I reckon if those jeans were pulled lower, a cock would be visible.

rhetorician · 19/12/2011 22:28

probably only a very small one fanny due to the steroids...

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:28

Oh do steroids shrink ya knob?

rhetorician · 19/12/2011 22:31

yep, abuse of them can 'alter the sex characteristics of men' which can only mean one thing, surely?

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 22:34

When I was 18 I did go out with a guy who was big into weights and I suspect he did the steroids which explains the "throwing a sausage up an entry" sex life.

rhetorician · 19/12/2011 22:47

fanny just spluttered my toothpaste all over the keyboard lol

DebiTheScot · 19/12/2011 22:49

eeewwww those veins on the thong photo are gross.

I'm sure I had more to say but that gross photo has made me forget.

monkeyLFDTwench · 19/12/2011 22:59

There is a girl on SWSP who looks like she might be quite veiny. LOL at fannys cockwatch, do you think it would be like in The Crying Game?!

monkeyLFDTwench · 19/12/2011 23:00

Steroids have the opposite effect for women apparently ....

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 23:01

I remember actually saying"is it in yet...?" and his reply was "yes". . I'm sure Sex and the City had a similar episode and I was laughing my tits off at it reminiscing. The miniature pricked one finished with me in the day I moved to Tenerife to live with him. I hope his knob has shrunk to size of a pea.

fannybanjo · 19/12/2011 23:02

Disclaimer - my wizard's beard and six pack is NOT the result of substance abuse.

monkeyLFDTwench · 19/12/2011 23:03

No, seriously fanny?

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