30s TTC: The BESH Palace - where the bar never closes, booze is free, the humour is black and babydust is strictly for snorting through a rolled up 20.

[PollyPoo]

Welcome BESHies to the new palais. Plz to come fill it up plz.

For your delight and delectation I have dragged across the bar and the pit. Along with Mitchell (of course) to grant your every wish (but you will probably have to fight Scorps for him first... good luck with that).

I have even brought the Kylie infused absinthe. Now, who will join me in a Blackhole?

Barcelona. Oh definitely.

Ever considered Scunthorpe, Gin, you double-hard bastard?

Actually the utterly best time I have had for aaaaages was staying at a shithole hotel at Alton towers a couple of weekends ago. The park was sooooo quiet and it was a gorgeous sunny day,and as mooch is tall for his age he was going on rides that perhaps 2 year olds normally wouldn't...he is a small menkul speed demon. Was totally brilliant.

I tell this to illustrate to scorps how thoroughly classy I is.

I also went to butlin's at Bognor once. For a folk festival [blame the hippy parents emoticon]

afternoon ladies; home blessedly early as I escaped to do a conference call from home and techie probs mean it is cancelled, hurrah! So I have got hot choc and shortbread, and will get to Sainsbury's nice and early.

Hey all - flying visit to drop off this crate of Bolly and long straws and to wish you all Happy Easter (I have tomorrow off - gloat gloat)!

bessie you know about this, right? OBEM watch again

extreme hope all went swimmingly today!

butlin's eh gin? posh. we only ever made it to pontin's for our hols

I didn't know. I will watch it tomorrow. Ta.

Good luck to everyone SWIing this weekend - as it's Oestre, it's meant to be the super-fertile time of year and all that, innit. New life in the fields, new life in the tumtum and so on. Except Spring seems as useless at bursting with new life as our wombs this year...

I have had a nap and now only feel 110 years old, as opposed to 351.

scorps bleeding less now (at last) piss sticks say only very slightly pg,much less than before,in fact barely a +...so was a mc.which is better than another ectopic.

Heard from extreme,op was more complicated than expected,they're keeping her in overnight. They have had to remove one tube and they have done something to the other which will hopefully be a good thing but until she has proper chat with doc tomorrow she's not sure.

She's obviously pretty upset but is doing ok. I told her you lot have been sending lovely messages and I think that helps. I'll let you know news tomorrow if she's not up to posting.

Sod decorum, sending big hugs to extreme.

So sorry about the bastard bleeding and rubbish line Time to go see your GP about all this horribleness, my poor GinnyWeasley

Hope Extreme will be as right as rain in no time. Must be a right shock to discover they've removed a tube, but if everything helps her win then it's hopefully worth it. Didn't realise she was at risk of that; poor old chap. Please pass on lots of love from me and this lucozade bottle cunningly filled with gin

Bloody hell poor extreme

Is there any chance we can smuggle a hottie in for her? Tell her I'm thinking of her

xx

Uuurghh, Cunty done got cooties! Am scared world is turning on its axis now

Seriously though, there are times when xx is required and this is it. I fight against being dead soppy all the time anyway. I am a huggykissy teetotal soppy bugger and I am a BESH. Deal with it, suckahs!

XX to all of you!

Christ! I thought they were just checking extreme out. Didn't think they were removing things. How very shocking

hope it's all for the best though. gin pass on another soppy bear hug from me too if you are still incommunicado.

And take one for yourself while you're at it missus. Can't believe you're going thru this shit again

I come bearing grapes and flowers (wee bottle of gin hidden between the stems) for extreme. Hope recovers speedily and wins a baybee soon. I too thought it was just an exploratory procedure poo I'm right behind you in the auntie stakes. SIL on labour ward as I type (I hope - no news overnight) after early induction at 38ish weeks. She had a bad time with first birth so was being closely monitored and was taken straight in when she went for consultant app yesterday.

Hells bells, poor Extreme. Gin please tell I heart her and hope she is doing ok and gets some good news after all that shiteness.

Ooh how exciting Gaspar! Hope you hear soon.

It looks like our visit to Scorps and the SIL may have to be delayed slightly, or possibly cancelled altogether as Iris is now puking for her country again. FFS - I thought she was getting better yesterday but she puked all night and is still going. How can toddlers throw up like that and still want breakfast?

Sorry about the sickness poo Hope she gets better v soon.

Thanks Casp. I was hoping we were at the end but just found out a friend's little boy had this for over a week. Bah. I keep feeling nauseous but I think it is just paranoia...

I think mani has the same bug by the sound of it - how is he doing today Ginsters?

Gin fucking shitbags about the whole biz. Am with Scorps - off to GP stat, as I think they say in the films. I know you're a double hard bastard so I'll stamp on your toes, but I've taken me shoes off first innit.

God, poor streme. Pliz can you also give unBESHly touch on arm from me, with a bit of a squeeze at the end? Had no idea they were gonna be doing anything so intrusive.

I am struggling with an attack of the evils. A relation has just used her FB status to announce the world AND her partner that she is diffed. Now, I cannot explain to you the many, many ways in which this girl has spent the last 8 years royally stuffing up every single opportunity life has thrown her way. And god, I know perfectly well that you do not win baybees according to merit or every goddam BESH on this fred would have a houseful by now. But I just feel shit. And I feel shit about feeling shit. And shit about feeling shit about feeling shit. So there.

Oh poo I missed that - poor wee Iris, that sounds just vile...

Fucksticks...poor Extreme I hope she's coping okay and that things work out for her

Good God I thought extreme was just having a bit of a look-see. gin send her hugs & nipple tweaks from me.

'Ere, have a tweak yourself too gin. How are you this morning?

Poo poor Iris still vomming. Of all the things in the history of time, being sick is the worst I hope she perks up for Easter Eggs!

Head class in a glass, announcing to partner on FB of updiffedment.

Bit too early in the month for me to SWI over Easter, so I'm going to eat chocolate & watch James Bond instead. Have a sore throat - am not telling the boyf as he INSISTS he has a remedy for it . Am also on day 2 of Botox for me ovaries, ie Clomid. No strange goings on to report so far......

Anyway, must get back to my ironing (whoo, tis all rock n roll in the laurie household). Am also listening (& truth me told, dancing) to guilty pleasure of Take That. I know, I know, please don't evict me. Maybe its a funny affect of Clomid?

Relight my fire.. woooooooo reeeeeee-light.....tra la la

Anyone else see that funny white rabbit? Where the fuck did he come from?