30s TTC: The BESH Palace - where the bar never closes, booze is free, the humour is black and babydust is strictly for snorting through a rolled up 20.

[PollyPoo]

Welcome BESHies to the new palais. Plz to come fill it up plz.

For your delight and delectation I have dragged across the bar and the pit. Along with Mitchell (of course) to grant your every wish (but you will probably have to fight Scorps for him first... good luck with that).

I have even brought the Kylie infused absinthe. Now, who will join me in a Blackhole?

Well someone had to start it... where did Cho go? I fort she was going to take the honours this time.

Come along biatches - don't let me drink alone. Purleaze?!

Sorry, I finished the last one off with a really lame comment and couldn't think up anything for a new title. Thought I'd leave it to someone more wise in the ways of BESHing.

Hoorah for Aries

I'm not coming in there! drink and cigarettes?!! Mind you, I suppose I could, maybe just the one, OK give me a bottle of tequila! Mind you, one question.. besh?

Nice job poo!

Welcome new fred. I am going to claim a nice little corner over here, going to try and stay out of the pit. Big comfy sofa, massive tv and a vast selection of teen movies. Anyone for Clueless and malted milkshakes?

I'm in. Can we add Ferris Bueller?

Welcome Gaspar, how are you doing me ole mucker?

Police? Who said police?

Iknow I think you may have to return to previous BESH freds to stalk us understand the, how shall I say... workings of the palace. Oh, and you will need to find and complete the questionnaire if you wish to join us. Think of it like an initiation test. Because we're worth it

Am off into town, just wanted to pop me head in and say HANDS OFF MY MITCHELL, SLAAAGS!

poo what is blackhole please? Is something to do wiv BUMSEX no?!

chochina I knows you speak sense - but y'know I don't fink the worry ever goes - is true am much further on this time - 24 weeks today actually...

I vote that this is the FRED WHERE EVERY BESH WINS

Can we have pretty in pink?

Hm. Like what you've done with the palais.

Can I just borrow him while you are gone Scorps?

I like your thinking Iggy. And happy 24 week day! No, I'm afraid Blackhole is a cocktail wiv absinthe, soz to disappoint.

If we're talking blackholes then didn't you know that the hadron collider's quest for the god-particle could create blackholes capable of swallowing the earth and everything on it, including Mitchell and the BESHies (baggsy next by the way, pref before the black hole does its work and also before Scorps comes back from town). I know it's true - it's on Yahoo today.

Aha! (as in gasp, not 80'S frowback). Found youse!

Have met the boyf for lunch. I smell if garlic & wine

Am now back home in my pJ's - HUZZAH! Washing down more painkillers with, uh, more wine!!

poo you have made me laff lots with your talk of bumsex & "cocktail" name.

Glad you had a good lunch RedLorryYellowLorry. I am also in my pj's but that is because I have not yet bothered to get showered or dressed today. Iris is still poorly so we are having a 'duvet on the sofa' kind of day. I really wasn't joking when I said I have manky birdsnest hair.

Alright lovers, sorry re. new-fred-fail...I had to go off and do some work ugh!

24 weeks Ignoranceofthelawisnoexcuse - you are in danger of bacoming a BESH mascot....did you really throw away your best reproducing years? ...and now you have a babybee on the way? hurray girls...we can have it all! (And Igs doesn't even do winky/foofoo like those nasty laydeez tell you to on other freds!)

Oooh, I love what you've done with the place!

Very chichi; I like the mock-Laura Ashley skull & crossbone prints on the wall.

Yay, welcome home your Humpiness!

Tequila slammers all round pls barman.

well I have finally showered and dressed. I have even shaved legs and lady garden and covered myself in my luscious Benefit body cream, all in the hope of persuading TG that his back isn't that bad and we can SWI tonight.

MsPoo it is a well known fact that if you do it the wrong way round you can still get diffed and TG's back can relax.

No I don't mean BUMSEX, calm down iggy.

TG has tried to persuade me on various occasions that I can get up the duff by bumsex - he says that the bit between poo hole and foofoo is so thin that the spermz can swim right through it. I think not somehow.

Thank you Muse, that is further ammo for my plan of attack tonight. I had forgotten about wrong way round secs. Duh. Poor sod won't know what's hit him.

Ohmigod. The PESHes have a list! A list! The hormones must have got to them all.

Ha, that is good boy thinking there. But every chastity pledge in the world knows that BUMSEX doesn't win you a baybee. Why it's not even proper sex.