Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

[DingDongBelle]

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers

Two week wait cookie, sorry, between ovulation and time to test.
the most agonising two week wait in the world!! Except people like me can't wait two weeks and end up wasting millions of tests by using them too early!!

2ww - is 2 week wait (waiting for BFP or AF).

I dream about that too Frog. Sigh. Weirdly over Christmas I saw a friend who I don't see that often and she said she had a dream that we were both expecting at the same time. She doesn't know we're ttc but I think she suspects. Odd.

Bear, yes Motd is on. I feel like its on every friggin nite!! I hate Saturday motd cos I know I have to wait for it to finish
No, I've only Dtd (done the deed cookie!) 4 times and two were at shit times. (One is always right after af cos I'm like a crazed horny thing on that day, lol)

Ooh maybe she's onto something... It happened with dings friend!

Once is enough though Frog - it ain't over yet!

I knew it - MOTD allows me to come on here in peace! But I get bored of waiting for it to finish too. You're right - it feels like it's always on! Grrr.

Off to bed now. Catch you all later.

Ooh maybe she's onto something, it happened with dings friend!

Send her to my house, make her dream about ME godammit!! Lol

Thanks everyone and

Yes - come on the sixth sense!

Good morning ladies! cookie thanks for the bump to my thread!

bearface I am loving the name! Also I agree the pictures were grim! Annoyingly I have a mixture of the stringy stuff but it's creamy rather than what it looks like on the pictures...I think I will go back to being clueless haha!

I feel your pain ladies, I am not a MOTD widow (hubby prefers rugby!) but I am a PS3 widow, so totally know how you feel!

Speaking of dreams, MIL shows me a text from her close friend which said that she (the friend) had a dream the night before where MIL told her I was expecting!

the witch is here beyond gutted

Oh cleo sorry the witch got you

I have the snotty cold symptom... and exhaustion. Four years ago with DS this lasted right up to 13 weeks... not looking forward to that. I was getting home from work at 6.30 and going straight to bed. Can't do that this time unless DS miraculously learns how to mmicrowave his own dinner and clean his own teeth properly!!

So here I am, on a sicky from work feeling totally sorry for myself looking at pics of cm. what joy.
I agree elektra, mine doesn't often look like that , it only goes like that for a few hours, blink and u miss it!!
At least rugby games aren't quite as long as football, but I so feel for anyone who's a playstation widow.... My DP has one but its wired through our normal tv and is strictly for use when I'm out!! Lol.

Oh poor you frogchops I hope you're taking meds and resting :)

Yes, rugby games aren't as long! I quite like football so am not too bothered - the joys of growing up with an older brother who loved football! Our PS3 is also wired through the main tv, I managed to convince him to buy a second tv which is in our room so I have somewhere to escape! He's normally not too bad, it's only because I bought him a new game that he is a little obsessed haha!

An in bed as we speak elektra. Poor DP had to sleep in another room last night, I was spluttering that much
I bought a game for him last year and he loved it. Batman I think but I'm sure I didn't see him till march! So no new games this year, lol.

Oh bless you! For the last few days I have been feeling nauseous and am working from home today, might do it for the rest of the week if I continue to feel this way! Poor you and DP!

Hahah, a couple of years ago I bought him a game and hardly saw him over the Christmas period! Thing is he is a pain to buy presents for so a game is always a safe bet haha! It's a big birthday for both of us this year (my 30th, his 40th) and I am already panicking as to what to do - thankfully I have about 11 months

We both have 30ths this year! His in a couple of weeks! we are going away for a few days so hopefully this cold will sod off and I can have my dirty holiday as planned!!

Hahaha! I shall keep my fingers crossed for you! Mine is in a couple of months, I'm hoping we are going away for it but I'm not sure as he hasn't looked at flights or anything - I want to go back to NYC!

Not wishing for much clearly...hehehe

Hi all. I'm joining in, if that's ok.

I was on one of these threads back in the summer, but then we decided to put TTC on hold to get married. The wedding is next weekend, and I'm currently lying in bed with (hopefully my last lot of) period pains, so it's game on!

If you're still doing a roll call (I did the 'reading first and last pages' thing), here's mine:

Name: TobyLerone
Age: 35
Any DC? : DS13, DD11
TTC since: Next week :o

Sorry to hear that the witch got you Cleo

You lot are as obsessed with CM as I am!!!
And I see a few too many are on the contraband OPKs! I joined this thread to get away from them .

Now I have a really TMI question (turn away now if you don't want to read it)
When we've DTD I get confused the following day about whether my pant snot is actually runny, wet CM or leakage from the swimmers the night before IYKWIM!!! So then I find it hard to know when I've actually ovulated as my CM would have dry up the day after.. Sorry if TMI, but I did warn you!

sorry melody, was the question how do you know? my answer is I have no idea either! I just try to do it as much as possible and see what happens

Welcome toby

melody a good way to tell the difference is that man juice will soak into the toilet paper a little and make it damp, whereas cm will sit on top and not really soak in at all

Melody, I have been wondering the same thing!

Heh@Kitten

melody I'm with kitten when you spend long enough investigating your CM which I never ever ever thought I would do you will start to know the difference. Now I find my CM fine and not gross at all, where as I find disused swimmer juice rather manky lol.

I too am an OPK offender, I just figured I needed to take the bull by the horns and actually figure out what my body was up to and what the different pains and cramps related too, felt much better this month knowing what was what (so to speak).

Still pissed that the evil witch of doom found me....grrr. I'm going into hiding for 9 months next month so she can enjoy me this month then she can do one lol.

ahh kitten, i'm glad someone had the answer. the knowledge women have eh!

if you dont mind ladies I need to sit here and cry. and if anyone wants to grab a box you can help me unpack.
after having a very plain almost non existant christmas as everything was in boxes because we were ment to move on the 20/12/12 I got a phonecall this morning to let me know our buyers have pulled out. I feel devistated. we are now going to loose our perfect beautiful house and it means we may not even be able to move.
I'm so gutted but cant mope around all day, I need to redress the house ready for viewings and rearrange the living roon etc.
I feel like my stomach has gone on a holiday, just hollow and in shock

ah ah ah ah
just as I was typing this we have had another offer on our house!!! dh is on the phone to the mortgage comany to see what we can do with it.
ladies please pray, send vibes, what ever you believe in. we need this to go through!!