Just Shagging - JSers roll up for fred 12

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Kittenkatzen Thu 01-Nov-12 14:03:15

Oh, the other fred filled up all of a sudden! Oh well here's a new one....(horse feel free to replace if you want to be fred starter, just didn't want everyone in limbo!)

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share wine and brew with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.
Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.
Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).
Viroid = This is you, dear poster. The reason for this is a closely guarded secret, known only to....er....well, nobody as far as we can tell!
POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit).
Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.
Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

The link to Part 11 is [[http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1553148-Just-Shagging-The-lazy-TTCers-heaven-this-is-Shaggers-Corner-Part-11 here]

The link to the latest grads thread is here

Happy shagging shaggers grin

Bearface Thu 01-Nov-12 14:06:15

I'm in! Thought about doing it myself, but then felt like I was being too eagerbeaverish, so left it.

Are we doing a roll call? I wasn't on it for the last one.

Just been reading the start of the last thread - had me laughing - 'filthbags'!

Welcome Ding & <waves> at tenton.

Oooh, you ladies can talk! Thanks for the new fred Kitten, I'm feeling sad that I've been here since no#6/7. Hopefully we'll both be off (and staying off for nine months!) this fred.

Kittenkatzen Thu 01-Nov-12 14:10:38

Okeydokey roll call then ladies - copy and paste into a new message and add yourself please smile

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail> sad
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? shock )

Kittenkatzen Thu 01-Nov-12 14:11:36

oh horse i'm really sorry i know you wanted to start the new fred but i hadn't seen you all day so thought i'd better just do it - really do just ditch this one and do a new one if you want to though!

countrybumpkin2 Thu 01-Nov-12 14:19:42

Oo a new fred! I was panicking I wouldn't manage the crossover but here I am!

countrybumpkin2 Thu 01-Nov-12 14:20:45

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

AndIfATenTonTruck Thu 01-Nov-12 14:34:33

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

33PinkLadyApple Thu 01-Nov-12 16:24:39

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow sad)
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope sad
TTC for: 3 months almost

Bearface Thu 01-Nov-12 16:37:34

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No sad
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Brodicea Thu 01-Nov-12 17:26:08

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

JSing is fun, but I am a tad sore.... TMI

DingDongBelle Thu 01-Nov-12 18:21:28

Ooh. My first roll call <geek> smile

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

DingDongBelle Thu 01-Nov-12 18:22:59

Brodicea I just moved from E Sussex this year. Am missing the milder weather already sad

DingDongBelle Thu 01-Nov-12 18:25:19

Aargh. Stupid iPad keeps posting every time I press enter! Trying to write one post and it's turned into three.

DH in a mood about money. No Jsing for me tonight sad Is it time to get the Secret Weapon Knickers out? wink

Bearface Thu 01-Nov-12 18:30:45

Hello Brodicea and DingDong. smile

Ding Tell DH the whole economy is blown anyway, so not to worry and might as well get on with JSing - much more fun! (Sorry - could be making light of a bad situation of which I know nothing here. Apologies.) Secret Weapon Knickers sound great - like a super hero! I want some!

Redshoes56 Thu 01-Nov-12 18:44:50

I'm baaaaaaack! Power is on smile

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

countrybumpkin2 Thu 01-Nov-12 18:56:12

Glad the hear you are ok red

DingDongBelle Thu 01-Nov-12 19:23:40

Bear: exactly what I said! No bad situation - I've been out of work for a while due to illness (v long story) but I have a pt job now and am about to become head of dept so after Christmas we'll be (comparatively) well off. Told him to js me to take his mind off it grin so maybe we are back on... And I told him that jsing with no more condoms means it's free didn't mention the astronomical cost of a second dc lol

DingDongBelle Thu 01-Nov-12 19:24:40

Red: if you made a hurricane baby, will you call him/her Sandy? grin

DingDongBelle Thu 01-Nov-12 19:25:48

Secret weapon knickers: matching for a change = all frilly. For some reason, irresistible grin

CuriosityColaKilledTheCat Thu 01-Nov-12 20:56:58

<Slides in and waves hello>

Been lurking for a while, but ended up going straight from just Mumming thread back to jsing grads.

Sorry kitten wine

Hope everyone is flying their shag capes every other day and drinking plenty of wine.

<runs away again>

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Age: 25
Location: Kent
Any DC: DS 10months old
TTC for: 10 months, 1 mc (Oct 2012)

frogchops Fri 02-Nov-12 07:45:29

Name: Kittenkatzen
Age: 33
Location: West Sussex
Any DC?: Nope <wail>
TTC for: 7 months (htf did that happen?? )

Name: Countrybumpkin2
Age: 25
Location: Scottish Borders
Any DC?: No
TTC for: 1 month

Name: AndIfATenTonTruck
Age: 33
Location: Watford
Any DC?: DS, 3
TTC for: starting now!

Name: Wavesandsmiles
Age: 34
Location: Channel Islands
Any DC: DS, 8, DD, 7, DSS, 10, DSS, 8
TTC for: nearly 2 months

Name: 33PinkLadyApple (changing to 34 tomorrow )
Age: 33
Location: Essex
Any DC: Nope
TTC for: 3 months almost

Name: Bearface
Age: 33
Location: deepest darkest Essex
Any DC: No
TTC for: 2 months in earnest

Name: Brodicea
Age: 32
Location: East Sussex-by-sea
Any DC: no
TTC for: 3 months (thanks to skipped period and major bout of thrush)

Name: DingDongBelle
Age: 30
Location: Naarfolk
Any Dc: DS 18mo
TTC for: Ooh, about a week :D

Name: Redshoes56
Age: 33
Location: Sneaking in from NJ, USA
Any Dc: no
TTC for: 6 months, 2 in earnest

Name: AWomanCalledHorse
Age: 25
Location: Kent
Any DC: DS 10months old
TTC for: 10 months, 1 mc (Oct 2012)

Name: frogchops
Age: 29
Location: midlands
Any Dc: no
TTC: first month

frogchops Fri 02-Nov-12 07:48:08

Ohh I want some secret weapon knickers!!

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