Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

[DingDongBelle]

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
   
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
   
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
   
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.
   

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers

[Elektra83]

haha cookie that made me laugh!

If it helps, I just posted a thread which I think has disgusted many posters!

[cookielove]

Hmmmm link?

[Elektra83]

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1648695-At-the-risk-of-TMI

I never really thought I'd write about CM on the internets!

[Bearface]

Ooo - thanks people for responding about the CM. I've never had EWCM as I imagine it should be, but that's good to know that other people are ovulating and don't necessarily have EWCM (egg white cervical mucus in case anyone is wondering!). Mine is clear and there's lots of it, but not stringy like egg white. (holds hands up for TMI)

Managed another go today with DH - that's now CD8, 9, 10 and 11! Thank goodness for holidays! I really want to just ov even more than I want a BFP this month as I just want to know that I am working! Hence I am using OPKs, but only to monitor my cycle really. Apart from that DH and I really are just getting it on at every opportunity.

Just off to read your post Elektra.

Has anyone heard from Hooya or Red recently? Hope they're okay.

[cookielove]

OK, whats CD 8, 9, 10 and 11 mean??

[Bearface]

Ha ha Elektra - I just had a look and the link is good, but really gross! Especially the creamy one. Bleugh. Somehow it's okay if it's your own, but someone else's is grim. Still, it really helped so thanks! I really should grow up I think I am at the watery stage. Not sure I have ever got stringiness (!)of the type shown in the pic. Don't worry about disgusting people like me as it's really helpful.

[frogchops]

Cycle day 8,9 etc..... The first day of your bleed (af, Aunt Flo!) is cycle day 1, cd1.

[Bearface]

Cookie - CD is cycle day. You count from the first day of your period and that is day 1. It helps to see if your cycles are of regular length or if they vary as it can tell you when you ovulate.

[Bearface]

Frog beat me to it!

[Bearface]

Cookie - I knew nothing at all when I first came on here, but I've learnt and am still learning lots. I asked all the same questions as you.

[Bearface]

Ooo and what I meant was that DH and I have managed to have sex on all those days of this cycle.

[cookielove]

Oh, ok this is all really helpful i am so glad i joined this thread

[frogchops]

Ahh bear where has your Santa gone!!
It is funny how we all wave to the newbies and somehow think they'll just understand the complete bollocks and waaay to much information things that we waffle continuously for days talk about.

[frogchops]

Oh and high five bear for this amount of sheer shaggage effort!!

[cookielove]

I didn't even realise what CM was or how it could aid you, my only defense is i am a neeeewbie

[MotherOfCleo]

i worry myself with the amount of shit I waffle on about lol. I would never actually tell people face to face thag I am this much of a fruitloop!

[frogchops]

Cookie until I joined this thread I thought I was the only one who had this stringy stuff and I often thought something was wrong. Some months I get it some months I don't. Funnily enough though now, I get excited when I have it, and I'm not grossed out by it anymore.
I wouldn't know half the things i do about all of this ttc without this thread. Nothing is a silly question and really everyone loves a tmi question!

[cookielove]

[Bearface]

Totally with you Frog - everyone loves discussing their TMI bits as for most people it's probably the only chance they get to do it. I know it is for me, anyway. I LOVE this fred. It has saved me from certain insanity.

Frog - got rid of Santa (so to speak!) as the festive period is pretty much over. Sigh. Back to being Bearface, although might add a bit. Hang on . . .

Cleo - I'm queen of shit waffling, so you're in the right place!

[frogchops]

Have also just realised that this is thread 13....so much for unlucky so far!!
Have begun 2 ww..... And am still in the throws of horrible cold. I actually hurt from coughing and sneezing .
Last night at the stroke of midnight as I'm spluttering away, DP said 'before you ask, no we are not having the first shag of the year in that state' haha. Booo spoil sport.
Trust it to be my ov day too. oh well, here's to a not very hopeful test in two weeks!! [confused

[cookielove]

OK 2 ww, to me that says 2 weight watchers, which can't possibly be right, erm so really again ww??

[frogchops]

Saved you from insanity bear?? It's done the bloody opposite for me lol. Only joking.
I've been less stressed about the whole thing this month honest.... But I do daydream about the day I can come on here and post about my bfp.

[Bearface]

Oh poor you Frog. Here - have a hot toddy. Always works for me. That and garlic in capsule form. You never know, you may well have DTD enough. Are you being a MOTD widow too at the mo?

Ha ha - I said to DH 'how long have we got till dinner cooks?' and he replied with 'Come on, then' and starts running off upstairs shedding clothes. Total nympho.

I have lots of strange movement in my lady bits at the mo so hoping that it is ov discomfort, but don't want to get my hopes up. Could be a urine infection I s'pose.

[MotherOfCleo]

2ww = two week wait

[cookielove]

Thank you