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Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

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DingDongBelle · 30/12/2012 13:16

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Brew and Wine with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband Shock Wink

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers Grin

OP posts:
cookielove · 15/01/2013 17:25

Melody i need to go out tonight to play badminton so may get a test on the way home from that and i thought i would test tomorrow, do you think i should hold out longer?

Cortana · 15/01/2013 17:56

I think Frog has the right idea, I need to treat myself more. DP and I stocked up on vitamins today, multi and iron for both of us, Folic Acid and EPO for me and Zinc for him, party time in the Cortana house!

I started Aikido yesterday, it is going to be my weekly I'm not pregnant so will spend a few hours throwing grown men around and doing flips on mats time. I learnt how to shift my weight so two grown men couldn't lift me (I am 8 1/2 stone) and how to make a grown man go "EEEEEP" when I twisted his wrist. Grin

frogchops · 15/01/2013 18:14

The boot were more expensive than the Coffee machine thoughBlush I don't treat myself tooooo much, but a little bit of what u fancy goes a long way. Wink
Are you testing tomorrow cookie?? I think I am too if af doesn't show up in the next 12 hours. I cannot believe I forgot this am. I stood looking at my wee in the toilet thinking dammit! Lol I would test tonite but I don't know how important fmu is and I need a wee to often to hold it during the day!! Confused

AndieDisestablishment · 15/01/2013 18:24

Cortana That's ace. My cousin is a dan in Aikido and coached children on his 'camp America' placement. He says it's a great discipline.

DP and I are starting a fitness program at home to get "new baby fit" as we've been couch potatoes recently and when I was pg with DD I put on 3st and struggled to shift it, I don't want that this time (thinking positive for this being my month!lol)

Cookie Hope you get your new car sorted soon.

Bear I envy your predicament, the job hunt is no fun. I sympathise that you've got a tough decision on your hands though.

Frog If I were in your shoes I'd hold out another couple of days who am I kidding? Test now!

Waves Nothing beats seeing that little grey picture for the first time. Glad everything is as it should be. :)

cookielove · 15/01/2013 18:27

We got the 207 yay!!

I got a quote for insurance over £1000 for the year, Shock i actually lol i paid £400 last year. I know it will go up this year when i renew but not that high i hope

So i now have informed DH how late i am and he said not to test in case it comes, and then when i do test to test twice Confused i do not understand his logic.

frogchops · 15/01/2013 18:36

Ok I caved and poas. There is a faaaaaaint bfp on IC. So faint. I've used the FRER. Yes, the shitting FRER. I don't want to look.

frogchops · 15/01/2013 18:38

Holy crap!! I'm only upduffed!!!! Oh my.

cookielove · 15/01/2013 18:41

Yay, frogchops i am soooo happy for you Smile

AndieDisestablishment · 15/01/2013 18:44

Hoorayyyyy Frog

frogchops · 15/01/2013 18:46

It's the clearest bfp ever. I'm shaking. DP isn't in. I'll have to call him. Oh my.

Cortana · 15/01/2013 18:53

Congrats Frog! I actually want to jump up and down for you!

Screw it Woooooooo!

TobyLerone · 15/01/2013 18:56

Congratulations!

chocoloulou33 · 15/01/2013 19:12

Congratulations frog lovely news xxx

frogchops · 15/01/2013 19:30

Bloody hell. It's still there.
Think I deserve new boots now!!
It hasn't sunk in. Christ I'm scared!!

cookielove · 15/01/2013 19:47

Frogchops - your making me want to test now grrrr

MelodyHarmony · 15/01/2013 20:04

Well done Frog, well done!!! I wish I had been online at 6.40 when all that was actually kicking off. A live POAS! Oh massive congratulations on getting yourself upduffed.

MelodyHarmony · 15/01/2013 20:05

Cookie you know I like to wait and hold off but after the excitement from Frog I don't know WHAT to say!

MelodyHarmony · 15/01/2013 20:06

Wine all round. But not for you Frog

cookielove · 15/01/2013 20:12

Well i def do have to wait cause i didn't go to badminton so i have no test, but hopefully if Af doesn't come tomorrow i will run out at lunch tomorrow and test eeek. OOOh i really am so happy for every one with their BFPs Grin

GaryBuseysTeeth · 15/01/2013 20:13

Congrats Frog!

Enjoy those boots now, your feet will be wide & uncomfortable soon enough Grin

Cortana, well done on the Aikido training! Hoping to get into a martial art (I say Krav Maga, DH says Karate) with DS when he turns 3!

MotherOfCleo · 15/01/2013 20:14

whoop whoop, nice one frog yay!!! Grin

MotherOfCleo · 15/01/2013 20:31

lovely news waves you get to have a lovely summer maternity too. Smile

frog I just read back and two days ago you were so sure AF was on the way, that can give us all hope huh Grin

Cortana · 15/01/2013 20:47

Karate is great for younger children Gary, I started when I was four, ended up teaching Grin. Fancied something new and a friend has started an Aikido club so thought I'd give it a go.

wavesandsmiles · 15/01/2013 20:49

Yay for you frog so so pleased! I'll have a cuppa to celebrate
Hurrah for new year bfps Smile

frogchops · 15/01/2013 21:25

Thanks girls! Haven't seen DP yet, hes out. Funny about feeling like af was on the way. I still feel like that though. I also had no symptoms whatsoever in the early dpo's. it's only really that last few days that I've thought Hmm
Also I've had no sickness or nausea. So yes I'd say even if ur getting bfns at 14dpo like I did yesterday ....it really aint over til af does or doesn't appear!!