Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

[DingDongBelle]

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers

Pee, tuddles, pee!

Loving the stories in both camps re: shagging at relatives' homes. My mother never sleeps and I just had visions of her popping in for something. Shudder.

Starting to feel more human but still coughing up a lung. If there is a fertilized anything in there it is clinging on for dear life else be blown out of my uterus by force!

I have bad luck with being walked in on!!

i remember when i was with my first boyfriend i stayed at his (his folks) house, i was trying to be all desirable and slept naked, was woken by his mum coming in the next morning to get the hoover!!! to this day im not sure what was covered by the sheet an what wasnt I just layed incredibly still and hoped she wouldnt notice the naked girl in her darling sons bed not sure she ever looked at me the same way again lol.
Did actually have the OHs mum walk in on us once, before we had a place of our own, honestly think she had no idea as we were on the sofa under a duvet, we were horrified though! Esp as she wanted him to go help her with something....can you imagine, sorry mum I cant Im naked from the waist down.....oops

thankfully we now have our own house complete with very very squeeky bed lol

hope you feel better soon red

tuddles have you POAS yet???? we need to know all about any times the witch is even slightly late and results of any pee on a stick incidents, these are our fun obsessions lol

Doesn't everyone have the "walked in on" story? When I was in college, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his dorm room and we suddenly hear the jingling of his sort of prudish roommate's keys in the door. Somehow I was the only one with no clothes on (?) so the blanket got tossed over me, and he just lounged out on a bed with a magazine like nothing was going on. His roommate and a FRIEND go over to his side of the room (there was a little partition) and proceed to make phone calls, check email and discuss dinner while I am suffocating under this blanket. I thought they would never leave! Thankfully, my parents never, EVER caught me. A friend's mother once caught him sitting on the kitchen counter with his pants down around his ankles. His girlfriend scattered like a scared insect and left him there to explain himself!

My XH's dad walked right in on us once. I was on top

My ex's (I was 18, so quite a few exes ago!) mum walked in on him giving me oral sex. The shame!!!!

Hehee these are making me laugh! Me and my DP used to do it all the time when we lived at his parents.....only now I realise how thin her walls are
That and the time she actually announced at a family party that she heard us
Thank god, we have our own house now.... I'm sure she's just jealous, lol

These stories have really brightened up an otherwise grey and dreary morning !

I haven't POASed yet. DP won't let me , I know it's only on it's 2nd day late but I'm never late, early maybe, but never late.

I don't have a walked in on story as such but: I sleep naked (just prefer it), and our nieces can running into room one morning swiftly followed by DPs sister. I'm not sure if I had managed to get everything covered up in time or not .

DP might be going out on his bike later so will POAS later if I can and then just get another test next week when I go back to work.

I've been TTC since September (I think) and have been on this thread since then, I had just never asked what those acronyms mean, I assumed the answers would all come to me at some point

This sounds good for u tuddles, be sure to let us know when the poas happens!!
I'm about 5/6 dpo.... With no symptoms whatsoever, so errrr.

Bit early for symptoms, frog :-) Implantation can only occur from 6DPO. I didn't start to suspect I was pregnant until the second week when (TMI) I had no creamy CM rather than nigh on bucket loads!

ladies I need a hooya! I'm 6dpo I stopped bleeding yesterday and am already symptom spotting, wondering if it wasnt af afterall, maybe i am pregnant and that was just bleeding (really stupid as it was its normal heavy self) and wondering if am already pregnant. Importantly dh and I havent yet had sex and just as importantly know I dont ovulate till around day 14!

seriously I need help! my head is so fucked up!

Tuddles don't POAS in secret from your DP. We can wait. You hold off until you've both agreed and let him share in the experience with you. It's his baby after all, not ours!

Addicted I'm confused by your situation. Maybe I'm just being daft. Do you know for sure if/when you ovulated?

I don't really have a "walked in on" story but once at uni me and Dh or dp as he was then were enjoying a wee bit of four play when my mobile started ringing and wouldn't stop. Doorbell was also going nuts. Eventually answered the phone to my very prudish and embarrassed flat mate who looked out. When I eventually let her in in just my dressing gown I don't know who was more embarrassed!

Cd23 and 5dpo feeling nauseous and tired but refusing to get hopes up.

Foreplay not four play!

addicted do you know for sure you OVd? Its just it sounds like my second cycle off the pill, I had one 35 day cycle and was expecting the same again....then AF landed on day 24, I thought I was 9(ish)dpo but actually I had probably OVd on cd9 or cd10 so was way off the mark and was infact around 14dpo. Sucked big time and it took ages for me to realise that was AF and not some odd sign of being preggo. Hope your ok and everything sorts itself out! Thinkin' of you, wish TTC came with a manual!

I POAS a fair bit without telling my OH, I try to keep him away from the nitty gritty science of it no idea how to drop my conceive plus purchase into the conversation he knows we have to DTD lots when I say so, an that it has something to do with my eggs, he then knows when AF is due and if Im early/late etc....i dont want to disapoint him too when I get a BFN

I wasn't going to keep it from him, I'd just say when he got back, oh I POASed while you were out

sounds like a plan tuddles helps me stay sane

Oh dear i have lots of walked in stories even worse i have walked in on my parents and my sister and her husband and DH and i have been caught by the police now we keep in the bedroom far less likely to get caught out there

I am off out tonight celebrating a friends 30th now do i get up of my arse and dye my hair, or not!! Problem is am sooo comfy and wearing fleecy tights they are lush and i don't know if i can be arsed to get up or not. Hmmmmmm ponders.

yep another here with plenty of being walked in on stories, worst time being mil walking in on us, I was straddled him (fully clothed!) but couldn't move given he was still............. um inside so had to talk to her in that position (still don't know if she knew, think not!) oh the joys of being young and not living together!

I have also poas without telling dh, after 5 pregnancies (3mc, 2DD's!) and many more poas occasions (dodgy cycles) he only says "oh right do another and see if it's darker in a couple of days" so don't bother him with the faint, is there really a line? ones!

No walk-in on stories here, but am sure we've been overheard! Especially as I have heard our next door neighbours doing it on numerous occasions!

Well, I've been having a bit of a wibble as got letter form docs today saying I need to redo my tests again, but no further explanation. Don't even know which CD I'm supposed to do it on. My docs are shit. But they're testing for prolactin and testosterone levels. Been doing some googling and found out it can affect estrogen levels and thus TTC. Feel like I shouldn't have had to go to google to find that out. It's what I pay my flippin national insurance for, but oh well . . .

Anyway, that aside, I have also had some bleeding today. I think I ov'd a few days ago and I've never had it before so think I may have had an implantation bleed. Trying not to get too excited (although burst into tears when I first saw it this pm!) and time will tell eh? But really have never had it before. It's very light and pinky/red. Anyone else experienced this?

Hope everyone is well. Any news Tuddles?

ohh bear that sounds promising, i had the same this month, I did get a very faint line tho so think it did TRY to implant, I think I had a chemical pregnancy. FX for u!!!