30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Inspired by Gokfashion I decided to try out a new look Like it?

Bloomin Heck Cockdodger I haff just perfomed background checks and see you haven't been here for centuries. You truly are BESH royalty.

Welcome back to land of the BESH.

Congrats on managing discomfertilement for a second time. That's quite a feat!

Thanks for the offer, but a pit is not necessary right now - I have just scalded my hand in the kettle to snap me out of any wallowing I may do.

However, if you could get those godesses/faeries on standby for when I'm on my 17th gin. I may need a pit then (or you may want to lock me in it to keep me quiet).

I am officially at what is known to the medical profession as Square One, having exhausted all possibilities (possybylytyes?).

....So I'm chuffed at being able to start all over again without the stressful part of thinking it might actually work.

I was wandering around disconsolately for a while looking for Cockie when she went AWOL. Sbeen a while.

Come 'ere you old slapper and have a thwack in the eye with a flounder.

How's t'Missus?

Have you been lurking at all? Or did you make a Clean Break?

The missis?
Thinking of sacking her for not being diffed either.

Should I get a younger model?
Was considering La Roux .... or Alex Parks maybe..... Though I do like an older woman....

No lurking AT ALL.
The missis banned me as I was becoming insane.

She's reading this shiz now and seems to find it funny so far, so I reckon I've got a couple of months on here yet...

Alex Parkes - local to these parts. Want me to put in a good word? Just joshing.

or men...

BTW Lyra sends her very best love.

She's finding it funny? Us? Reeeeeally?

Well, she's finding my posts funny, anyway.

Where's Lyra? Still Running? Has she gone over to the Other Side?

Can you send Lyra my very best love Rie. And this special spryg of parsleye what I haff blessed with my woo :o

Dodgeledycke Pls to explain eurojizzney? Is it procurement of white goods from Gay Paree?

No sadly. She has succumbed to the menkul and doesn't post any more. But she's still running and depressingly fit and gorgeous.

Oh boo!! Of course I will

Will send you a message CockRobin. Do you know how they work?

Bye the waye, I tried to change my name to QueenBoo but someone had already got it

Really hope you hang around for a while Cockster.

Thst's exactly it, Boo! There's some European white goods supplier for us goddesses wot don't have partners with 'outies'. Someone on here named it Eurojizzney. It's amusing, so it must have been me...

Fist bump to Lyra too (and some baby dust refined into crack for the more discerning member).

Aries - no. I've just discovered text messaging, so have no chance. I'm willing to try, though.

"I'll try anything, me"

Oh honestly. Look at the top of your screen. There should be a little yellow envelope on it. Click on it and read.

Oooooooh!!! That's clever, is that!

Sorry it didn't work Cockington :(