30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Brilliant! I have scaled new levels of depravity . Who would have thought it eh, I thought the BESH were made of sterner stuff!

From Beethoven to a naked Cowell. How did this happen? How Lord?

There is Wrong and there is WRONG. BB I would salute you but I am too busy hurling.

BB you rock. I'm glad someone else hates the waste of skin that is Moyles.

Hello my beautiful BESH, am glad to be back and verily joyful at the new home you have created Boo

Rie lovely holibobs to look forward to, nice work

Barbie I snorted at your 'Janet and John' in the ski chalet and am keeping my fingers as tightly crossed as is possible without the blood supply completely stopping for your WOOFLing

SunnyD sorry to hear about the white goods shiz but glad that your man seems to have a prositive approach to sorting it! We're in a similar boat and have been deploying 'project vitamins' as a counterattack. The giving up smoking is not going well for TGB but he is trying bless his heart. He draws the line at cabbage though, just won't do it.

Hello to all other BESH and apologies for not name checking more peeps, it has taken me quite some time to catch up on all the goings on since my departure last week. Of course, I luffs you all and have brought you a gift from my travels. appealing to all tastes?

No fecking mankini's in Woohenge - For God(desse)'s sake what have you been doing while I have been at work you wretches!

What's this? An apostrophe on a plural?

For the love of God, Boobs, I'm speechless. Get thee into the cauldron.

Welcome back Trumpkin I hope you had a lovely time .

*cauldron. Bollocks.

A"QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!"

Eeeek at boo!

Please help! The FDH is insisting on watching the channel five documentary on the shark attacks in Sharm el Sheikh (where we went on our honeymoon). Is most disturbing but he won't turn over, he gets the same about any coverage of the terrorist attacks on the world trade centre (where we were a year to the day before). I was already brewing night terrors after accidentally watching choice extracts from Threads on the One show earlier and now this!

Some kind of BESHly hexing to want to go to bed early is required!

All hail queenboo (change your name, go arn go arn go arn

artfulprick I am long time lurker and I remember you, even if you don't have a chuffing clue who I am. Welcome back? Please excuse some of our more down right freaky outlandish BESH with their penchants for mankini clad Clarksons...they've been feeling a leeetle unwell lately and I fear may have imbibed too much mead. I think you'll remember our alpinepony in her former guise as skihorse who's back for another round of conception hell merry making, but she bee on holyday in ski land at the mo. Anyway, maek youself at home, haf a goblet, show us your wimple

truffelo Welcome back toooo ,

Truffers nice to see you . We too have deployed the vitamin project

Bitey I haff done the hex on FDH.

Hello CockDodger

Don't worry, Moley, I kind of expected the weirdness to have continued in my absence...
I do quite like the Moyles idea, though.

What is more odd is that you have been stalking for such a long time... When did you 'come out' as a lurker?

Me? Well, I'm back from a year in EuroJizzney. It was shit. If anyone has tickets, chuck 'em and go on safari instead or summink. The rides ain't all they're cracked up to be....

No it's not weird, it's perfectly normal

(Technically, I may have just read back all the old threads once I had discovered the palace, as they amused me greatly, and then I graciously waited until I had been at it for long enough to requalify as full blown barren (did make one person after a long time trying, but have now successfully discomfertiled again ))

Sorry to hear the big dipper was a bust- where does that leave you now? We could build you a pit if you like?

technically

COCKERMOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am overjoyed to see you me dear!! How are you? How's everything been? had any luck?

Obviously not. Sorry. Must read posts properly :(

So Eurojizzney wasn't all it was cracked up to be? So sorry. What now?

Obviously not. Sorry. Must read posts properly :(

So Eurojizzney wasn't all it was cracked up to be? So sorry. What now?