30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Is anyone else 2WOOFling aling with me? I am proper menkul this month. Just 'cos we actually managed to do it more than once so I might be in with a chance.

Hi WarmingMyCockles and for EuroJizz fail but to have you back in BESHville.

Boo no WOOFLing for me yet, am anticipating egg laying around this time next week. Pray tell what symptoms you have imagined

I have set out in no uncertain terms my expectations of our February win shaggathon plan. From Saturday until next Thursday we shall be enjoying some quality sechsing every day so there. I think TGB is hoping I'll bust out the good stuff in the underwear and nightwear category to make it worth his while

Truffs Did you see the recipe for the Woo Salad upthread? This month it's all about the parsleye. Guaranteed diffment apparently.

I only have one imaginary symptom. Nausea, on and off since Sunday. But it's far too early for that, am only 6dpo.

I have several imaginary symptoms. I have been possessed by the evilphantomdiff spirit. However I think they are all able to be passed off as PMS! And I am tired cos I am up tinterwebbing when I ought to be in bed.

Me too Kat. 5 more minutes...

Hello Cockles&Mussels. I remember you on account of being a scary stalker long time reader of the BESH Files. SOrry to hear it didn't work out. What next?

Kat n Boop I am also mentalling - 12DPIUI. Can't test due to stupid drugs and they might give me a false positive. .

Eurojizzney sounds horrifying, Meoldcocker . I am imagining it full to bursting with German men in budgie smugglers with beer guts.

Any snippets we can pounce on Barbie hmmm? Sore buzwams after intent proddadge? Fleeting episodes of nausea easily explained away by relevant events? Sudden fits of rage directed at your nearest and dearest? I need some vicarious menkul, pliz to share?

Also, buggeration BB , when are you allowed to test then? Do the drucks wear off sufficiently after a bit longer?

Sorry Truffles I refuse to fuel the menkal! I am doing quite well on my own without any encouragement honestly . The stakes feel much higher this time so need to try to keep as zen as I can really, otherwise I will be even more upset if POAS says No.

Bootylicious I can test on Friday/Saturday probably to give an accurate result, but my parentals are down this weekend so might put it off until Monday if I can resist.

Sorry, not much fun on the POAS front am I!

Thanks for that Owlie. Could we add the Germans in budgie smugglers to the Cowell/Morgan/Clarkson mix? Let me say one thing about them which suddenly dawned on me in the night - would a woman who is as unattractive as Clarkson be allowed near a camera? NO SHE BLOODY WOULDN'T!!!! TV is so sexist.

Hide in a cave if you like. Let's talk about the weather. Yes? Or the tennis? Who is your money on?

Right, in that case let's change the subject completely. My Mom is coming to visit me from 18th - 20th February and I need to plan a nice weekend together for just the 2 of us as TGB is away on a stag do. Now, I'm looking forward to it but the mothership can be a bit of a pain at times so I want to get a good balance of things to do and time to chill. She can't walk loads (as in, all day) since she broke her ankle a few years ago and it still gives her gyp sometimes, but so far I am thinking of doing some proper tourist things like changing of the guard, Harrods (possibly with a trip to the chocolate bar) and a show (am thinking Jersey Boys or War Horse) plus a nice dinner one night. If anyone has recommendations for Mom-friendly London activities, I am all ears. (not literally, that would be hideous)

I heard tale that Cockdodger was back and wanted to say HELLO! and provide gin and a good old kick up the bum.

Truffs It has beeen so long since I went to that London that I'd be excited just whizzing around on the tube all day. And Convent Garden. Oh and the Tate Modern. And Oxford St. And a show.

Actually, can I come too? :o

and Kat of course.

boo seriously, don't worry, ifbabs is up the duff i will bloody well text you (that goes for anyone else too acksherly)

aries what about Jillian Mckeith and Janet Streetporter, neither of them are exactly beautiful and both on the tv? And I'd rather look at Clarkson than Anne Robinsons sour face.

Why are these horrible people cluttering up my beautiful fred? :o

(I mean Anne R and her ilk, not any of the BESH)

Ooooh Truffs War Horse is supposed to be v.good.

I also recommend the crown jewels as they are far more sparkly than anything I have ever seen before.

Harrods has a chocolate bar? Why was I not informed of this earlier?

Also - one of the PESH went somewhere posh for afternoon tea recently - Muse was that you? It sounded ace.

Ohh Truffles that sounds fun. We did the ultimate touristy thing of a boat tour in London - that way you get to see lots of sights but sitting down for a bit. Yes to afternoon tes too - surely all mums would love that? And some retail therapy if she wants? I find my mum doesn't get chance to go shopping for clothes with anyone much (apart from dad, who isn't much interested). Maybe she would like that? War Horse looks amazing.

What is a budgie smuggler pliz?

Tis those appalling Speedos so favoured by our European cousins.

Don't, for the love of God, think about that for too long.

Oooh a boat tour sounds like fun, I don't think she'd do a bus (shame, I'd LOVE it) and I did think of afternoon tea (have been to the Dorchester and Langham, I felt I belonged there) but she might be a bit uncomfortable with the poshness, although lunch somewhere will be involved. I'm all about the eating.

I took some friends to the Tower of London Wol and sighed over the jewels, it appealed to the magpie in me. (hark at me, I 'took them' like it's mine and I'm letting them visit. chortle) Oh yes, the chocolate bar is a heavenly place, I'm a little bit in love with the Chocolate dome cake, also the mud cake and the fondue. I'd happily hoover up pretty much anything on the menu whilst making love noises.

BeaveringAway pliz to prepare yourself for the budgie smuggler

Nooooooo not pictures!!!!!!

Oh you may have a point Rocket. Stop being all reasonable and well-considered! OK, but what about Anna Ford and Moira Stuart? Both attractive, mature women who lost their contracts.

Anyway, I am back on the grapefruit juice. Desperate times and all that.

Ah I see. Budgie smuggler is an ideal name methinks. Grapefruit juice is acceptable if part of a cocktail recipe.