30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

sounds ikkey!
I am sure I have read spell for dyffedness that involved ye olde Chinese takeaway??

Oh no, that was traditional chinese medicine a la Zita West woo stylee. Not quite the same methinks. Oh well. I tried it anyway. I'm sure the chicken balls were a fertility symbol!

Ah that's where we've all been going wrong Boo

Is it inappropriate to offer round lay lines of baby dust?

boo whitesands bay is in Pembrokeshire and very beautiful!

Ooh obem is on!

Bitey rack up those lines!

I can't watch OBEM this week. Am watching some shit on BBC3 about a girl who has been banned from every pub in England. Don't know which prog is more sad

I can't snort anything, I can barely fecking breathe.

It took an hour for my post to come- fred is indeed magycke!

Obem pretty dull this week, pliz to hear more about your 1001 nights in Arabia kat?

Have just taken my night nurse. I may fall asleep at my lappie, but I'm going to attempt to watch Glee first.

Was very good fun for a short while! I was enjoying a holiday whilst signed off work and refusing to work my notice period due to stress. Went on travels to Jordan and was whisked off on a donkey ride to bedouin tent etc and joined trip to desert. Sounds risky but was not alone had Australian girl with me too and was all fine. Sleeping under stars in desert was fantastic. Going round Petra was wonderful. Bedouins were very friendly.

Petra. Would love to go there. With Indy (only I wouldn't fall down a great fecking hole after a grail, obviously>

I am verily just marking my place so I can continuee prithily to stalke ye all. And also to mention to sunny that the girl she is watching on BBC3 is from my home town, oh the shame.

Just channel Granny Weatherwax Florette :o

Hey Boo - like what you've done with the woo thing. I want gynne. Lots of gynne. And the backscratcher. Hope that you're feeling a little better.

Nice one BrownieB

Pray tell, how goes it with thee?

I was always more of a Magrett tho wasnt I? Hope you are feeling better Brownie?

Leaves platter of Chokolyte Tyffyn marked "Goas verily welle with Gynne" as an offering to the BESH.

I hope you don't mind me butting in to ask, but I have been wondering for ages, what does BESH stand for?

or should that be -

I hope thou dost not mind?

thou must search the scrolles of the ancient BESH! If thou wishest to become all BESHy thyself, thou must submit ye olde BESHtionnaire. Thou canst find thys by using ye olde search facilitee.
BESH = the wimmins who are barren and evil and totally selfish hagges who are not becoming heavy with childe despite their wicked ways.

Katy you must do a searche, and verily you wylle fynde yon answere to your queste.

Or I shall provyde a lynke, if I can fynde one..

According to ye Daily scrolles of (hate) Mail, ye BESH are barren as they have verily preferred to spend time toiling in ye fields and not getting wedded at ye young age of twenties. This is most evil as we have wished to "have it all" and try to both toil in fields at young age and then become dyffed at elderly age of gone thirty years.

I dunno about toiling in fields, but I did shag my first love under a tree in a park once. Ah... the memories of roots digging in my back

Can we burn all copies of Daily Hell in some sort of ritual type thing? With spells and suchlike?

Boo had your sleeping potion worked?

Kat Jordan sounds luffly. I'm going to persuade MS.

Hello Rocket the girl turned out to be ok in the end. Or at least trying to be

• or has. Bluddy phone.

Ah yes we must start a bonfire! Beginning with the You magazine sunday supplement. Stoking the fires with Femail "magazine". Saving the puzzle supplement though.

Where've you gonne Katy? Wanna joyne inne? (I can see this speake may get tiresome)

I did shagge mine first love in his chariot. In ye front seat in some sort of chariot park in ye countree-side. I was most impressed that this young knight had his own chariot and did not try to pursue fair maidens in the chariot of his mother. Alas I am no longer so easily pleased!

Shines light in Katy's eyes. New blood! New blood! < starts a chant. Hopes others will join in despite not using olde englysh>