30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

It's working. Night all :)

What the feck has happened here? I go out for a few hours and the thread takes off and goes racing off without me. Biatches.

Will now read.

Good. I thought you hayted me fred Rie :o. Now I feel better.

My eyes are closing now, and I can breathe. This is the good stuff.

Good Nyte again Haglets, I'm off to see Viggogorn in yonder bender.

I'm not even going to try speaking in Myddle Ynglish until I have brushed up on my Chaucer

Have been watching Ye Kynge's Spyche this evening. Am overcome with emotion. And in love with Colynne Firthe obviously.

There are a fair few standing stones round these parts. I may dig one up and drag it into the Palace.

obviously!! I wish to see him in his underbritches.

Goode morne.

Great fred Boo! Sounds like just the thing for updiffing. Speaking of which, anyone woofling yet?

Aries Can't wait to see Sir Firthe in that film. Pity he was never a druid...

KittyKat I would love to visit Petra. It's on my list of things to do someday. Sounds fantastic.

That's all.

Cant wait to see that film Rie & Black Swan.

Milano how is the bean? When will you have a bump?

I have to go to Hull today. It's miles away.

For 11 days and 11 nyghts I have walked these here fields with thine manfolk's seed clasped to thine bosom. I seek....The High Priestess Boo to shower thine blessings over mine humble womb, and make me full with child this waning moon.

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I bring this herecy to burn to fuel ye cauldron of gynne, how dare they liken the god of all that is good in britches to the horned one?

Can't really do olde englishe, can I do olde welshe instead please? Much easier, just need to add "isn't it" to the end of every sentence.

Aye, Mr Firthe, verily I wud. I bet he is a right fylthy so and so.

Kat re. haddock on previous fred - I did that the month I got the win and tested at 9 dpo and it was a bfn. Hold your horses, madam

Oooh, only just saw that link Bitey - how very odd. Have you stolen my brain this morning?

Yes, sorry about that owley was spelle that went wrong! Pliz to have it back and sorry if it smells of patchouli now

OK, can we stop with the Olde Ynglish pliz. I feel uncreative and inadequate!

And I don't think sacrificing Piers Morgan is necessary. Oh no. Sacrificing implies some kind of higher purpose, whereas just wanting him dead is enough reason, in my opinion. Bugger spring and fertility and stuff.

Am still sobbing in my head about The Kynge's Spyche. Firth moved me to tears - no messing. Just his performance alone at the end. The way Lionel stopped his coaching and conducting and just listened - oh! The music!

Before anyone gets arsey, that was so not a spoiler, ok?

We could make him a wicker man? < creative> lovely music aria am listening on iPod in bed.

BFGW is on tonight again! Missed it last week so must remember to watch tonight!

Can we not do a spot of Piers Morgan baiting? Set up a mud pen and put him and Chris "Celebrity Name Dropper Bully Freebie Grabber" Moyles in there and force them to fight to the death for our amusement. Naked of course so we can hurl insults at the size of their manhood. I think that would be for the good of species.

Excellent idea Sindy. Can we throw Cowell in there to be humiliated and trampled on as well?

Oh yes. He's in there alright. I think he'll look best in just his nipple hugging trousers but with the arse and crotch cut out. And Jeremy Clarkson too the pube headed goit. Bet you can't even see his dick through his massive bush of pubes. He can have a lime green mankini on backwards and be smeared in engine oil while we shout in a Clarkson voice "His dick" (pause) "Is the size of a maggot". Have I gone far enough yet?

The winner can wear a R2D2 outfit and pretend to be the droid so we can take out our rage on them. We'll let them live, but it'll be a hollow existence.

I watched the Revenge of the Sith the other day. I am ready to own up: I love R2D2. He is very cute. So there. I don't care. You can what you want to C3PO though.

Oh and have just read your Clarkson post. You are a sick, sick woman and I feel sick

Don't lie you loved it Rie, you've already been trying to buy an afro wig and a green mankini online for your chap to wear on holiday haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!

I love R2D2 as well, he is sweet and hard at the same time.

Vomiting...in anticipation and excitement eh? It's only Clarkson in the mankini anyway, Piers and Chris are au naturale, and Cowell has his special nipple huggers.